80% vehicle, 20% exhaust system

Every neighborhood has that one fuckhead, and he drives by at 5:30am and 11:30pm.

>5:30am and 11:30pm I can never figure out when these dickheads work, and then I remember that they’re too stupid and worthless to be gainfully employed. They just like being up all night I guess? Must be awesome, having no responsibilities except driving around all night waking up useful members of society. That’s why I’m so sad whenever I hear about a fatal accident. I cry so hard.

Night shift at the 7/11?

I assume they go out at 11:30pm and get home at 5:30am, and they don’t work.

your first mistake is thinking they having a job 😂😂

[Even without a job they need to feel special, what better way to do that than to have their cars make that Woo Woo noise.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUXow3d3-b0)

It’s only in the moaning. You’re supposed to be up cooking breakfast.

Yup they said exactly that.

i used to know a guy who had a bunch of really ugly body kits on his hyundai genesis. for work he drove escorts to their dates and also sold coke. he looked like he was in a nu metal band.

I think you mean “a pimp”.

> I can never figure out when these dickheads work Meth labs have flexible hours.

My neighbor was a weed dealer and I would hear his stupid loud fucking muffler fire up about thirty times per day. Also he would idle all damned day in the winter.

He lives right next door actually

Yup, my next door neighbor decided to add one of those loud exhausts to his truck. . . So now every weekday at 5:40am I hear it crank up. . . So annoying

That fuckhead used to be my next door neighbour. He’s a high school teacher who had a Mustang and would make so much noise every morning as he went to the gym before going to his job. Finally, he traded his Mustang for a Mustang Mach-E EV. His midlife crisis must have abated. The noise is gone.

Mine is special and rides around at 2am though it’s mostly the background music of me contemplating how I can’t fall asleep

We had a straight-piped Harley guy in our complex. Reving his effing bike at 6am every damn morning for 15 mins. Managament did nothing. I wanted to kick his bike everytime I saw it.

But those things are chick magnets! One day one may actually stay with him down in his “apartment” in Mom’s basement. Or not.

You‘re lucky, theres some guy like that driving through my village at 02:00 in the morning.

My son calls them “farty cars.”

McDonald’s breakfast shift starts at 5:30 but he’s always late, and last call at Applebee’s is 11 during the week. I think we may be closer to solving this mystery, but my own local fucker is a deaf guy with a Harley that’s about to get fucking strobe lights pointed in all his windows. I told him I was gonna do just that if he woke my kids up on a Saturday again lol. (We’re kinda friends and he thought it was funny)

Usually a stupid high school or comm college aged kid with a clapped out civic or accord with the exhaust just straight chopped off.

Yep mine is on a motorcycle though.

I’ll roll my track car out of the garage in neutral and winch it onto my flatbed, and it still has its stock muffler on it. Fuck these guys that need to deafen a neighbourhood.

Dead ass LMAO 🤣

And 2am

All that to sound like a kazoo

Yeah that shit doesn’t sound muffled at all

It’s an amplifier not a muffler

I rarely turn my volume up but I did for this video. Never again.