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A man came up to them while they were in their car and inquired about purchasing their socks for $40…
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Honestly surprised he didn’t sniff them on the spot
B
You can 100% bet the urge to do so was killing him.
T
LMFAO
W
Ran to his car to jerk off
M
I’m sure most of his blood is filling his dong and the remnants are keeping the brain functioning at a level almost bordering death. If he sniffed them he would probably just empty himself through his urethra
C
Yeah I was waiting for it
P
He’s a respectful gentleman and was trying to conclude the conversation ASAP so he can power walk away and inhale them while they’re still warm
A
Those socks are gonna be standing on their own by the end of this week.
U
Week? Same day delivery…guaranteed.
A
Nah, the same day later they will just be soggy. You gotta give them time to dry out and crust up.
U
2-day air?
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Omg I about choked on my lunch!
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I about choked on my lunch on its way back up…
J
You can speed this up, just pop them in the air fryer for a few minutes
M
“Hmm weird….I make the same food in my air fryer at home and it doesn’t have this much flavor.”
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u/Atmaweapon74 – the voice of experience.
C
Ew. She touched that money with her bare skin? She doesn’t know where that cash has been .
R
Like every other single bill that hasn’t come from a bank uncirculated. I’m certain there’s a nontrivial amount of bills that have come in contact with ass sweat.
T
Definitely all the pennies. 😀
C
$40 bucks is $40 bucks op.
K
That’s literally all cash.
L
She probably has an idea.
A
What’s long, hard, full of cum, and makes all the ladies scream? The sock under my bed.
E
spongebob squarepants!
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He’ll get more use out of them if he cums in his own sock while smelling them.
K
This guy socks!
R
That’s why he bought both.
O
I’d just not think about it. I can get a pack of socks and take myself out to eat Taco Bell with that $40.
C
You gotta negotiate in these situations. You know that man is desperate for sweaty girl feet socks. $40 is the starting point. I think you can get this guy up to $100 at least.
T
“Same time same place next week?”
C
Especially if they’re extra sweaty. Tell him you just got done at the gym–running and biking.
M
He gon get those socks pergananté…
T
Perganat?
G
Pregonate
F
Clearly you don’t have a sock sniffing fetish. Those socks will be sealed in a ziploc bag for 23 hours out of the day and virtually untouched until use. Ask me how I know.
G
How do you know? Are you a smelly lady sock? Are you trapped in a ziplock!?
I
My ex and I used to sell her socks online. I’d wear them under my normal socks for like a 12 hour shift, and she’d wear hers to the gym or something. Mine would sell for more, because they were extra pungent. I got 2 PS5s with my half in like 2 months.
K
thats why this dude in video is a pro, he goes directly to the source, no online dude sock scam.
F
And that’s exactly why I never buy anything from content creators online
F
did your ex have to show her face to get this account going?
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Honestly have no clue. She wore one of those Eyes Wide Shut kind of masks if she took pics.
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Jesus fuckin’ christ
F
He’s the guy that trapped them there and only you can save them!
J
You’ll need a hammer to fold them.
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And their own biosphere in a month.
P
[Dobby would approve](https://preview.redd.it/1aosuql1rpm21.png?width=1024&auto=webp&s=c37e93bbfa816751605dee949bb8c03db9799256)
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The crusty socks of sin
N
Ewww dude lol But please buy my socks lol.
C
You can say eww but this guy is keeping the economy going and not harrassing anyone so God bless him in my eyes
N
Is that the giggity-economy?
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