Training methods used by DEA agents.

Last Wednesday, I decided to amp up my workout routine by following a “how to train like a DEA agent” video I stumbled upon while procrastinating on my couch. It started off normal enough—push-ups and sit-ups—until I realized the instructor was using a prop weed plant to demonstrate “fieldwork.” By the end of the session, I was panting, covered in sweat, and my living room looked like a suburban drug bust gone horribly wrong with my cat eyeing the fake plant like it was her next toy.
Picture this: my neighbors peering through the window, watching me roll across the floor chasing a spray bottle while pretending to “interrogate” my bewildered cat. I could hear them whispering about our “questionable activities.” I’m just thankful my parents weren’t driving by—imagine explaining to them that their child was simply working on their fitness by training for a non-existent DEA undercover mission with a feline accomplice!