By villegasshawna – 19/01/2026 14:42

We were three dates in, and I thought we were vibing—then she texted me, asking when I’d bring her that ‘white elephant.’ I panicked, thinking I had promised her a literal elephant, which I never did. After a long back-and-forth, it turned out she was talking about the wine she mentioned liking weeks ago. I guess my definition of an elephant is different from hers; now I’m just waiting to see if we even have a fourth date.