admin
In 2001, a man tried to infiltrate the US unnoticed by being stitched into a car seat, yet his ploy as a passenger seat was entirely futile and promptly terminated his efforts.
I
I wish you included a picture of the actual guy in disguise instead of just this ordinary passenger seat.
B
*Record scratch* “Yup…thats me. Youre probably wondering how I got here.”
A
*cue Baba O’Riley*
C
“Out here in the fields- yeah, that was me, I’m the one that threw up in the sink- I fought for my-“
V
Iiiiin West Philadelphia, born and raised…
U
Nope, Chuck Testa.
T
Honestly, less concerning than the last place I found him 😅
U
Looks like you’ve been fooled. The guy in disguise is in the back row of seats, right behind that completely ordinary passenger seat.
H
You mean the person inside the seat wasn’t actually Matt Daemon?
I
Right? Like, these John Cena memes are getting old….
R
Who’s Frank? He’s the man in the couch! So there *is* someone in that couch
J
Look, just say something terrible about Frank Reynolds. Call him an asshole!
M
Frank Reynolds’s is an asshole
B
Why are you naked, Frank?
H
HOT
A
# HOT!
C
This is the way he can surprise others pounding off
[
JD Vance has entered the chat
G
JD doesn’t like it when the couch fucks back
R
Vance better keep his dick away from frank
N
Hello there
M
Iiiiiii’mmmm the maaaaaan in the couch. Buuurrrriiieeed iiinnnn my seat!
[
He definitely would’ve gone undetected if someone else was sitting in the seat
L
I was thinking the same, but if you’d have a full adult sitting on top of him, I would imagine that adult’s head would’ve reached the roof…
S
Rent a baby and a car seat, to put suspicion on the baby instead
T
“Rent a baby”
G
You want a baby? I can get you a baby. With polish.
S
Well, how about a Polish baby?
W
By three o’ clock this afternoon
I
Sausage?
A
Well getting them the other way is very time consuming. Better to rent a baby in a pinch.
T
One might say it’s labor-intensive.
S
You can make em for free but renting may be necessary in short notice
P
That’s the thing with babies and beer, you only rent em. Except one becomes piss (beer) and one becomes a turd (teenager).
S
Damn that’s smart, you need to go work for the smugglers
B
Sure, but I’m sure the erection would have made it uncomfortable.
[
Yeah but then they would have been called gay and that’s just not worth it
A
Not if they pull you aside and do a scan of your vehicle. I forget if its xray or what but they will see the outline of a skeleton inside the seat.
D
Actually, I read the story and apparently one of his accomplices WAS sitting on the seat/him in an attempt to further hide him but didn’t work.
P
[This guy did a much better job](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVrJ8DxECbg)
C
Nice to see one of these that isn’t just abusing minimum wage workers and is actually impressively executed. Sad thing is if this happened today the workers would just be annoyed that someone sent a self-driving car to waste their time.
T
“I’m a ghost” Girls a real one. She was like “ghosts gotta eat too”
Y
“throw it in there, I’m a ghost” lmao
D
Lmao that and the girl at 2:40 that just kept closing the window and turning back around as if someone would appear
E
Her brain is glitching, she does not comprehend
T
MagicOfRahat… his videos were pretty fun to watch. Can’t believe it’s already been over a decade, wow.
J
What a memory unlock with Rahat!!
V
My childhood was ruined when I saw they uploaded Knight Rider on Netflix and you could see there was a dude dressed as a seat driving the “driverless” scenes
A
Best pranks include the drive-thru operator in the joke, love it 😂 good natured fun
P
What a classic, thanks for sharing!
GIPHY App Key not set. Please check settings