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That was a near miss, Jesus Christ.
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Rope burn
S
Probably best case scenario considering the situation
W
If he’s not willing to die for his cause, is he even Jesus
T
The situation was BS they have strings tied to a telephone pole.
D
Better than face plant
P
He has risen… He has fallen
P
He has escaped He has not died for our sins We’re fucked
N
I wish you were here with me every time i have to tell these guys exactly this part when they ask me if he wss god why did he let them kill him on the cross if he couldve done any kinda magic or vaporizing people to prevent it.
P
Time to take your medication.
N
Your hatred for christ will cost your eternal soul in the end
P
😊
G
Exactly because this reason, that the romans used nails and I am going to hell
A
These are rookies. [Philippines still use nails.](https://youtu.be/_XJiNohaAHQ)
N
I swear my country gives Ireland a run for their money when it comes to being catholic
J
And surely the nails had to go in at a certain angle
D
Nah, just hammer a bend into them.
R
Man, they should fasten the guy onto the pole, like nails for example
B
They tried it, he kept coming back
M
Wear a lightning rod.
S
Humanity is so fucking weird.
F
So much for “2 star nails from Amazon will do”.
R
They sure don’t make nails like they used to.
D
Eh, he’d have been fine in a few days
E
At least he nailed the landing
S
It was a miracle he survived that,..
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Hallelujah
P
He nailed the landing.
T
Jesus! He almost fucking died!
B
Ooohhh Goooooooood help me!!!!!!
A
I’m Im sure He nailed the superhero landing
T
Jesus Saved!
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Code says you need to use nails in that situation
A
Fallen Angel
A
Should be some kind of stigmata to doing that.
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that’s what you get for half-assing it. if you wanna be a martyr you gotta be in it to win it.
B
Imagine they actually fell though? The safety manager would’ve been crucified
S
Then he would fall, and the cycle would start over with their supervisor
S
Nailed it. Not.
K
Don’t knock him he’s doing this for your sins.
U
He would have been back in a couple of days.
G
FORGIVE THEM FATHER THEY KNOW NOT HOW TO TIE ROPES
G
Jesus wept
T
More of a scream actually
T
Idiots
S
These days we have timber screws to secure things to big pieces of wood. I’ll bet if they used code-compliant fasteners, instead of nails, they wouldn’t have had that problem.
T
Holy shit!
H
Now if they had just done the job properly and nailed him down in the fist palce…
R
He can just come back to life? Right? Right!?
D
No worries. The whistle at the end is the referee. 3 minute penalty probably. Unnecessary Jesus dumping
V
Someone should have secured him with nails
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