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A man in Turkey committed a robbery at a jewellery store and escaped on a…donkey.

**What Happened:** One sunny afternoon in Turkey, a man decided that he was in desperate need of a new watch—preferably one with more bling than his beloved wristband from summer camp. So, he borrowed his neighbor’s donkey, rolled into a local jewelry store, and put on his best “I’m just browsing” face. But when he saw the shiny gems, he couldn’t resist the temptation. After hastily stuffing as many bracelets and necklaces into his backpack as he could carry, he dashed out the door. Unfortunately, in his rush, he forgot that he wasn’t on a sports car but a rather slow-moving donkey.

**Why It’s Funny:** Picture this: A man in a full sprint, backpack overflowing with diamonds, being chased by the bewildered shop owner, while that trusty donkey plods along at a leisurely pace, probably wondering why its rider is so flustered. It’s like a scene from a slapstick comedy, where the getaway vehicle is decidedly less “fast and furious” and more “slow and slightly confused.” Seeing the thief struggling to go faster while clinging to stolen jewels made the whole situation oddly hilarious—like the world’s worst superhero trying to escape with a sidekick that seriously questioned their life choices!

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mrwhitez0 • 695 points
Honestly, choosing a donkey as a getaway vehicle feels less like a crime plan and more like a side quest gone completely off the rails.

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meesta_masa • 175 points
Grand Theft Ass 6.

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Smooth-Shine9354 • 26 points
Tally hoe!!!

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jaxonya • 3 points
Thats just red dead redemption on hard mode

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Miserable_Leading_77 • 33 points
how would cops even track that donkey

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Big-a-hole-2112 • 25 points
Donkey hoof marks, plus his friends would rat him out for some treats.

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LookMaNoPride • 16 points
You can hear those fuckers from MILES away. When they really get to braying, you better hope you’re not near.

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joem_ • 7 points
Ass detector.

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Willing_Television77 • 2 points
They would need Kramer, the Assman

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jorgebrks • 7 points
Never let anyone know your next move!

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Ghaikh • 4 points
He broke in the jewelry store using a forklift, stole 150 grams of gold, escaped on a donkey then buried the jewelry in his garden https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kRAGnut_ntk

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LateGreat_MalikSealy • 1 points
Damn so bro got caught what a shame😂

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IntelligentwomanSof • 3 points
bro said ‘you ‘ll never catch me’ and chose the most medieval getaway vehicle possible.

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GANDORF57 • 1 points
I heard the cops nabbed him when he and his mount rode into town again for another caper. Seems someone yelled out, “Look at the asshole on that donkey!” When he dismounted to look, the donkey kicked him, ran off, and the police arrested him.

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Ozymandius34 • 1 points
Donkey assisted exfiltration

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Far-View556 • 205 points
He was hauling ass outta there!

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OldJonThePooSmuggler • 29 points
“You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly”

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downtofinance • 4 points
Akshually, ass was hauling HIM outta there!

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CaptainMoist23 • 126 points
Can’t track the plates

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Present_Employer5669 • 52 points
Can track the poo trail though

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Xalibu2 • 3 points
“That could be anyone’s poo officer!” *Donkey noises in background*

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4rcher91 • 2 points
Can track the goofy aah galloping though

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sprint113 • 0 points
Flock stock in shambles

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Grobaborg • 143 points
what an ass

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Far-View556 • 9 points
It’s good to see the family spending time together 😊 🫏🫏

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JDNosferatu • 1 points
Fuck! I came here to say that 🤣

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Slimfictiv • 0 points
Hey, at least no license plates to give it away.

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readit347 • 43 points
Budget constraints, may be..

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Turinsday • 16 points
Looks like it, couldn’t afford more horse power.

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readit347 • 1 points
That’s a Good One😄.

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