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Watermelon
M
That is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen all week. Thank you
M
I had a face of utter disgust while watching him flick the tongues
J
I was half expecting it to lick back
N
I made an alternate cut, where it does. You’re welcome https://youtube.com/shorts/fdFgibLGMl0?feature=share
T
I viewed it a few times on NewPipe. Even though you won’t see the view count, I want you to know I saw it a few times.
N
I posted it on an alt channel. Too gross for the main.
O
Every day we stray further and further from God.
A
What do you use for editing?
N
Captcut, I cut the original in the middle, pulled a still image from the last frame and then used that last frame as the starting image with the seedance-1-lite video model with the prompt, “The watermelon tongue licks the hand excitedly.”
M
Watermelon mimic
N
Frowning so goddamn loud I’m surprised y’all don’t hear it
K
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one disturbed by this.
T
I would pay for your therapy but I’m broke
J
Did you listen with sound on? It’s so much worse
V
I’m with you man. A normal watermelon would have made my whole day, but this bullshit would make my hole weak
F
HOLY FUCK this literally has me in tears! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
T
It’s a classic Confucius joke Regular dick make your day Huge dick make your hole weak!
A
Ayo, grammar is important 🤣
T
So are homonyms.
V
If it says “Feed Me,” run.
V
Ed… ward !
K
Oh no 🥺
M
Mother….
G
My whole face twisted up like a butt hole just to keep my soul from escaping out of my eyes
S
This is the most disturbing thing you’ve seen all week…*so far*
R
Most disturbing thing you’ve seen all week… *yet*
L
Back when I was in high school I used to have a summer job loading watermelons onto trucks. There’s two things going on here, the first is watermelon swirl. Watermelon swirl causes the wavy patterns you sometimes see inside watermelons and is the result of unfavourable growing conditions. The fruit, whether it be due to poor weather conditions, a virus, or something else, failed to grow to fill all available space. You can still eat a watermelon with watermelon swirl, but for the second reason, I’d chuck this one into the trash. The second thing going on here is rot. That watermelon is rotten and it is about to smell VERY much like shit. Being covered in rotten watermelon more times than I can count is the reason why watermelon is the one food that I cannot eat no matter how hard I try. Throw that thing away, ideally in the trash bin of a neighbour you don’t like all that much.
T
I never thought I’d learn something from a r/WTF post. thank you for your service
N
Only reason I visit the comments.
B
You forgot to add a hissing watermelon is a ticking time bomb!
L
The soft spot too. If it has a soft spot, you need to keep that side facing up. If you lift it with the soft spot pointing downwards, the rotten guts may come spilling out through that spot.
B
Yes yes yes! My dad was a truck driver when I was little. He took a lead of watermelons from Texas to Minneapolis where they failed inspection. Place took them anyways and curious me watched then unload the melons. I’ll never forget the smell and it’s ruined them for me since. The only food I cannot/ will not touch
J
Watermelon rot is one of the most sickening smells. When I worked in a produce department, I was talking to my lead and she looked over at a box and said “That’s been here for a bit, we probably need to throw it out.” Before I could say anything she poked a finger into the box and when I say it squirted, it gushed out from a simple touch. The worst part is it was under another box of watermelon so we had to move that out of the way first. The squirted rotted watermelon went all over me and another box of stuff. Both of us were gagging but also laughing because of how quickly it happened. Moral of the story is that rotating fruit is important.
P
Oh man,the backroom for the produce department disposal is the worst place to stay around. Rotten fruits and veggies smell and sticky liquid
L
Why have you been covered in rotten watermelon more times than you can count??
N
Sugary, watery, fermenting fruit meat inside of an enclosed pressure container. Summer heat speeds up fermentation, fermentation produces gas which splits the watermelon, sometimes violently. Rotten watermelon smells like the juice you find in the bottom of trash cans. And it’s sticky. Best part is you can’t really tell which ones are rotten until they open.
M
This looks like something out of delicious in dungeon.
K
Tonguealope is a great source of protein.
B
Have you tried their cousin cuntaloupe? It’s an acquired delicacy for grown men.
E
You need to apply the right finger techniques to enhance its tastes
C
Agreed, left finger doesn’t always get the prep work done.
O
Laios nooooooooooooooooo. Oh wait it’s actually kinda good.
S
Hmmmmm. First you heat up some oil in a pot…
D
Sums up 16/20 episodes right there
8
Dungeon meshi FTW
C
This makes me feel so much better about what I’m seeing. Thank you.
B
I was thinking Beetlejuice but yours is good too.
W
That’s one nearly dead mimic, good job. One more thwack and you’ll get to lvl up.
C
Ahhh all the other mimics couldn’t compare to our favorite mimic
C
Old watermelon just before spoiling?
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