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I was in the middle of a heated debate with my friend about which fast food place has the best fries—classic potato dispute—when a stranger leaned over and chimed in. “Excuse me, but everyone knows McDonald’s has the best fries!” Apparently, he felt super invested in our conversation. I politely thanked him for his unsolicited input and continued to argue the superior seasoning of Five Guys. But the stranger wasn’t done; he pulled out a notepad and started taking notes on our “serious discussion.” I mean, who knew this was hot news?
The awkwardness escalated when he accidentally dropped his notepad, and it flopped open to a list of other equally ridiculous topics he was following, such as “Best ways to stack a dishwasher” and “Optimal sock folding techniques.” Watching him realize he was way too invested in a conversation about fries was pure gold. As I gave him a pat on the back, I couldn’t help but add, “Hey buddy, how about mind your own business?” It turned into an impromptu meeting of our local fry fan club, and I even offered him a Five Guys fry to sweeten the deal. Who knew a potato debate would end with a new friendship?
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Why don’t you focus on your own affairs?
M
University of Utah doesn’t understand that I didn’t press the button, but rather, I was standing naked beside the button and an earthquake happened and the button pressed me!
M
Your friend moved the elevator. You never moved.
E
Those crazy Mormons always acting out in bizarre ways
Z
New soaking technique?
M
I wasn’t going to until you gave me the idea!
E
Challenge accepted
A
It’s a dick move.
H
I thought this was America!
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You know what they say, every sign has a story
Z
Caden had to fuck it up for everyone else.
E
Okayden
J
Keighden
G
OK, I’ll use my filthy fingers, that seconds ago, were on my genitals.
N
r/oddlyspecific
H
Those girls have impressive skills
Z
Pushing the button with your button
A
its prehensile
N
Don’t be a pussy! (or a dick, for that matter)
J
Talk about swinging dick.
L
I don’t think anyone using their dick to push buttons is overmuch concerned with being filmed
G
Do you want diseases? Cuz that’s how you get diseases
C
…No.
A
As a resident . . . . This could apply equally to the hospital frequent flyers or the college students . . . . .
P
They don’t call it a BUTT ON for nothing!
R
Doesn’t say anything about nipples
L
You’re just jealous that I can go to the top floor
J
I feel like all the women are now trying to figure out how to do that…
T
Im an Asian so I will never do such a thing..
N
You know how some signs have a story to them? Yeah….
M
The fun thing about university is that you can print anything out and put it on walls, and if you include the university logo plus lamination people will just believe it. Common citation: the many signs around the world claiming that every university apparently has unique plumbing that can’t handle jizz
S
It’s in the girls dorm.
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