By elliottamy – 18/01/2026 19:15

On my date with a guy who recently moved here from France, I thought I’d impress him by using my high school French. Instead of ‘I’m having a great time,’ I accidentally told him I wanted to marry his grandmother. He laughed, so I assumed he found it charming—until he whipped out his phone and started texting her. Did I just get myself more than I bargained for?