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Merely a crab… removing its claw.
M
THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH DISGUSTS ME
P
I CRAVE THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL.
R
Something something I’d like to flick my tongue on dark matter to taste the universe berry
Z
Something something I have a new appreciation of toasters
W
The flesh is weak but deeds indure
T
“DISGUSTS ME … so I’ll use it as, what humans call, *breadcrumbs*, to find my way back to the tiny opening/entrance to the ocean.”
S
Tis but a flesh wound.
N
Your arm’s off!
W
No, it isnt.
S
i’ve had worse!
M
You LIE!
S
Come on, ya pansy!
S
What are ya gonna do, bleed on me?
M
I’M INVINCIBLE!!
S
Come on, Patsy. *Gallops away*
M
Oh I see!! Running away, eh???
D
Part of it’s already regenerated.
O
Tis but a fish wound.
S
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my claw…
L
“Kaz, I’m already a crab.”
N
Crab battle!
S
Is this a still wakes the deep reference?
L
It’s a Metal Gear Solid V reference. The main character in that game only has one hand and his BFF also only has one hand.
H
It’s a diversion strategy. They leave the claw behind as a distraction to get away. Also they regenerate claws.
L
Not in this case. The claw is injured, you can see how the crab struggles to control it properly. It pulls it off to grow a new one.
W
Mr. Piccolo?
B
I’m… 90% sure I can’t do that!
D
“We’ll have to experiment with that LATER.”
L
Okay, but I really believe if you put 100 people in a room and showed them this video, 10 people would attempt this and/or think this is possible for humans. The amount of patients in various healthcare settings among a huge number of different communities that have mentioned the potential for limb regrowth to me still shocks me.
K
Dad?
D
DODGEEEE
B
Fucking abridged goes so hard
S
No, he’s Goku
P
“Let that crab alone” -Big Green
K
“Do YOU wanna see something cool?”
A
Special Beam Cannon!
S
DODGE!
P
Nah this is just the crab that gohan completely destroyed at rock paper scissor.
N
Nah, this is Mr Fiddler
C
Yup. In the full video, two birds are sitting in a nest on the ground when this crab tries to 1v2 the birds only to get his ass kicked. There were a few more crabs around the nest too, I think.
S
fair enough, but he still waited until the camera guy was looking to actually pull it off. pretty big flex.
R
Por que no los dos? The claw could be injured due to a still pursuing predator.
D
Yes in this case. Go find the full video.
D
Going onto my list of desired super powers.
D
I mean… if i saw a guy rip his own arm off to get away, chances are I would also run the other way… so this is actually a decent strategy!
T
Run away after eating the arm, right?
P
As one does.
P
It was the style of the time
L
does this hurt the crab?
H
I know this is a meme question, but that’s actually an active discussion, because some crab species are farmed for their meat by removing one claw every few months alternatingly, while the other one grows back. “Sustainable” but cruel.
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