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Love might be gone, but warrants last forever. 💕

**What Happened:** So, there I was, ready to embark on a romantic evening with my online sweetheart, planning candlelit dinners, and a playlist of all our favorite songs—until I got an unexpected notification. Turns out, a quick background check revealed that my date, the charming “Jack” with a six-pack and a love for adventure, had an extensive record of unpaid parking tickets and a warrant out for his arrest. How romantic!

**Why It’s Funny:** It didn’t quite fit the image I had of our candlelight dinner being interrupted by the police knocking at the door, asking if he wanted the shrimp or to be handcuffed first. It seems like romance is as elusive as the last slice of pizza at a party—everyone wants it, but some prefer to avoid the cops, and the rest are just there for the free Wi-Fi! With Jack’s chance of escape more likely than true love blossoming, I temporarily gave up my dating aspirations and embraced the joys of solo pizza evenings instead.

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angrydeuce • 72 points
Yeah my new sister in law (2 of ?) is really volatile, to match my asshole brother, but she’s one of those who like to just call the fucking cops at a whim. They’ve gotten several nuisance tickets over this shit. Fucking unreal.

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TypicalPalmTree • 52 points
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Police lights are both, and they’re comin’ for you.

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CompanyPersonal184 • 73 points
Dont they have them in a database?

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Smith6612 • 110 points
Yep. Except whereabouts. Unless they have access to super secret spying technology 😀

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elconquistador1985 • 53 points
They have a whole… Flock… at their disposal.

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Smith6612 • 11 points
Ssshhhhh they don’t want people to know about that.

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CompanyPersonal184 • 11 points
Ahahha yeah i forgot about flocks mass surveillance tech, thats some rainbow six siege shit

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Tubz_the_Panda • 4 points
Yeah, but that only works in they know what car the individual drives on a regular basis, or if they even have a car at all. Plus that really only tells them that they passed X camera at X location at X time going in X direction, not where their end destination is going to be.

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recentlyunearthed • 59 points
I might be mad but I ain’t no snitch.

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Clbaker • 31 points
Isn’t this one of those… depends what the warrant is for?

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BudgetLush • 15 points
Which type of warrants on an ex become a concern on Valentine’s Day?

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retief1 • 9 points
I think murder would be a concern on most days.

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gortez33 • 11 points
Stalking

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Dovahpriest • 6 points
Domestic Violence and Sexual Assault, for starters.

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Clbaker • 7 points
Not buying chocolate?

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SuchANiceGirl • 15 points
[The rest of the post](https://imgur.com/a/B1Jpec3) is pretty entertaining, too.

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Revenge_of_the_Khaki • 11 points
>The cost will depend on bond amount, which we do not set. Missed opportunity to call it “Market price”

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Venugopal_iyer • 15 points
Roses are red, violets are blue… warrants don’t forget about you. 💀 That’s one way to make Valentine’s unforgettable.

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ruibranco • 9 points
whoever runs the social media for this police department deserves a raise and probably a valentine

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blbd • 2 points
It would be funny if they ended up handcuffed to a bed like a Hollywood movie.

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GeraldMander • 1 points
I think this is a common police meme type thing. The same thing was posted in my area.

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