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Last Friday, I decided to treat myself to a movie night. I grabbed a bucket of popcorn the size of my head and settled into my seat just as the trailers started rolling. Between the loud explosions and dramatic voiceovers promising epic adventures, the screen flickered with the text “Coming Soon, to a Theatre Near You…” followed by a movie about, oddly enough, sentient cats trying to save the world from lasagna-stealing aliens. Yeah, I was in.
The best part? My friend, who had been dozing off beside me, jolted awake only to find a trailer about a feline superhero. Terrified, he whispered, “Is this real? What happens if they succeed?” I burst out laughing, picturing Earth being overrun by cats demanding extra sauce, while the theatre echoed with dramatic orchestral music. For a moment, I felt we were already living in some bizarre cinematic parallel universe.
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Arriving soon at a cinema close to you…
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Me two days ago: “What’s curling?” Me today: “As Rule R.5(e) of the Official Curling Rules plainly states…”
S
But he said he didn’t fucking touch it!
M
*”Photographic evidence shows this was a lie”*
M
And you’ll forget it all in two weeks, and repeat this process in 2030…
P
>”If *Curling* is an Olympic sport, oral sex counts as sex. For one thing, it’s a *lot* harder than curling, and if you’re good at it, you deserve a medal!” Lewis Black
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ET : The Extra Touch would have worked too
Z
That title is… unsettling…
B
As a Canadian, I appreciate the memes coming out and we are sorry.
E
T.E. *Touch, eh?*
F
We are eating so good with the curling memes.
A
Australia breathes a sigh of relief. Their curling team was able to find the correct YouTube tutorials this year. (As opposed to the break dancers)
S
I must be out of the loop
S
A Canadian curler was thought to have touched the granite part of the stone, which would cause the stone to be ‘burnt’ and removed from play. The curler insists he didn’t touch it, and a frame of the throw makes it look like he is booping it, but it could easily be that his finger is behind the stone
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It’s not just a frame, there is a video that clearly shows he touches it. Edit: [link to a post with the video](https://www.reddit.com/r/sweden/s/D0TXPQEoW7)
S
Oof then yeah… That’s a boop and should be a burned rock
M
What the hell was he doing down on the court next to it anyway?
A
Lmaoooo. Niche, and current. Well done
F
Man, r/funny is delivering the hits!
A
I’m totally out of the loop but I almost prefer it at this point.
M
Don’t the Olympics utilize Eye of the Hog? Shouldn’t it have detected it if there was inappropriate contact? Edit: nevermind. Saw the footage. Eye of the Hog wouldn’t detect that.
M
Missed the mark on “extra touch”
F
There is no proof he touched the rock. Just a bad angle video. But I guess it’s better than listening to that orange F Trump.
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