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A British woman, referred to as “the world’s most envious,” requires her husband to undergo lie detector tests each time he returns home.
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Dude has hair made out of thick lines like a Peanuts character
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It’s giving me Ralph Wiggum on ozempic vibes too.
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I’m in danger!
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My wife’s breath smells like cat food!
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That’s what happens when Gollum is your barber.
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Its astounding
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Time is fleeting
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Madness takes its toll
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But listen closely
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Not for very much longer.
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I’ve got to keep control
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DOIN’ THE TIIIIME WAAAARP!
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He actually doesn’t look like he would be bad looking if he had a smarter hair cut
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I agree. He’s got quite lovely features, he just needs a more flattering hair cut.
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He ought to consider getting that 300 lbs growth removed from his side though.
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Ursula on the other hand…
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Yeah dude needs to see all the transformations on /r/bald. Some people just need to let their hair go. Though short might work for him rather than bald That said, maybe he still really likes his hair regardless of his hairline, and who am I to judge that
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“Bald? I’m not bald! Look how long and flowing it is!” *subtly spreads out hair spaghettoes with fingers to cover more ground*
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God only made some many perfect heads. The rest he had to cover up with hair.
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She won’t allow him to look smarter … god forbid some other woman might fancy him
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He looks like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror.
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Is she crying or is that her resting face?
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That’s her “Where’s the file Wazowski?” face
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Alllllwaaayyyyss watching
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Wazowski! You didn’t turn in your paperwork.
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Spot fuckin on man, I cackled 😂
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Facial palsy, she was in a documentary about people who are too overweight to work. Ill find and link it later when I get home. Edit: It looks like the original doc from Channel 5 isnt available anymore at least in the UK and isnt on the Only Human Youtube page anymore. It was titled “Benefits: Too Fat to Work” in case anyone else has better luck finding it. [An interview regarding her jealousy](https://www.itv.com/thismorning/articles/the-most-jealous-wife-in-the-world-debbi-wood-steve-wood) [This is the only clip I can find of the original doc (sorry its tiktok)](https://www.tiktok.com/@classictvshowss/video/7394521953220021537)
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Wasn’t expecting a real answer…
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Damn she’s all Over the place – a doc for being overweight and being the most jealous gf in the world?! What can’t this woman do?
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This woman is too overweight to work, facial palsy, incredibly toxically jealous and still found someone to put up with her ass. What’s my excuse?
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Resting Gorlock face
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i don’t think that face has rested a day in its life
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Just a bitch face.
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No, her favourite snack is live wasps.
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I think that’s her smile.
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“Smile, Honey.” “I am smiling.”
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With some sour Skittles thrown in
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That’s just Odo Proudfoot.
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PROUDFEET!!!
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Regular face. The fat makes it all scrunched up like that.
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I wasn’t expecting goosebumps, but I got’em!
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there is no way this isn’t from some slightly politically incorrect British sketch show
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It is in a way. They’re the modern day human British zoo. Sad as that is.
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That’s an interesting way to look at reality shows. Not entirely wrong either..
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Which reminds me…one day a woman was walking her rhinoceros through the city and a policeman stopped her and said “hey, you can’t have that here! You need to take him to the zoo!” So she did. A couple days later she was walking her rhinoceros through the city and the policeman saw her again and said “I thought I told you to take him to the zoo!” And she said “I did, and today we’re going to see a movie!”
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Nobody can convince me its not the little britain dudes in character.
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Little Britain
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You’ve got to be happy for Gollum, to finally find someone to spend his life with… and we all know how tricksy the little fella is, I don’t blame her.
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