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Parkour across the whole planet.

Possess the whole planet for parkour.

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MagicalDirtyHobo • 1,277 points
You know how awkward it would be falling in while they are shitting?

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These_Pop5504 • 348 points
You get used to it like everything else.

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time2fly2124 • 164 points
“I heard someone parkoured into your stall again” “Yep, third time this week…”

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Fastnacht • 21 points
Day 200 of the parkour apocalypse. Jerry was taken by the disease today. He saw him backflip out of his cubicle and run across the tops and out through the window. Yesterday someone jumped through my open sunroof on my car and long jumped to the back seat and out my rear windows. I don’t know how long so iety can operate like this. Somehow the disease spreads and people are just forced to flip and gap everything they can. It seems to gift amazing athletic prowess and they just parkour until they can’t anymore.

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neercatz • 6 points
*grabbing zipties and baby oil* ^(I’ll be ready for you next time motherfucker)

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tnethacker • 2 points
Same shit, different day.

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def_jukie • 66 points
More awkward if someone in that stall was jerking off.

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Pootootaa • 24 points
And busts on you 😂

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UnpaidKremlinBots • 18 points
Who’s at fault here? *pointing Spiderman meme*

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redshirted • 12 points
Thats why I sit in the toilet all day edging, just waiting for the next parkour loo runner so you can climax as they pass overhead

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MeNotSanta • 8 points
TAG! YOU’RE IT!

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Toxicair • 3 points
That’s part of the reel. 540 receive facial somersault.

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[deleted] • 1 points
in you

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smitteh • 3 points
Or some dude getting a blowie

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AllThingsEvil • 2 points
“steady….aim!…fireee!”

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Glittering_Shine8435 • 2 points
came to comment this one

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RngrRuckus • 10 points
I bet you did pal.

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Mayday72 • 7 points
You do know that the two people in the stalls are likely his friends and are there to stage a funny video, right?

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SnooChickens8275 • 1 points
But why? In the end some stupid kid will see and replicate, just not with friends in the stalls. Why would this be funny?

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professor_doom • 3 points
You hit the floor and lay there, broken and bleeding and then a thunderous fart from one of the stalls

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whatsaphoto • 1 points
“No one will ever believe you”

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belizeanheat • 1 points
Pretty sure that’s the entire reason for this post

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Thursdeh • 1 points
No blippi not again!

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Kevino_007 • 1 points
Probably practiced plenty of times when empty

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TrumpsPissSoakedWig • 1 points
I paused it. Besides shitting, the frst guy was also watching something on his tablet and the second guy appeared to be eating yogurt or something… Unless he was cooking up drugs or something. Still a weird thing to see while shitting.

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Lbltx • 1,019 points
Wearing flip flops? That’s the real WTF.

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Brendan056 • 233 points
Must be Brazil 😂

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Sinkingpilot • 77 points
Fairly certain its Hawai’i. That is how our park bathrooms and public trashcans look, and the first ledge he jumps on is the volcanic rock we often use.

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Benjamminmiller • 26 points
Asian guy in the stall too. Those are sandals not slippas though.

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energyinmotion • 6 points
It felt like Hawaii to me. That reddish dirt.

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