Possess the whole planet for parkour.
in WTF
Parkour across the whole planet.

M
You know how awkward it would be falling in while they are shitting?
T
You get used to it like everything else.
T
“I heard someone parkoured into your stall again” “Yep, third time this week…”
F
Day 200 of the parkour apocalypse. Jerry was taken by the disease today. He saw him backflip out of his cubicle and run across the tops and out through the window. Yesterday someone jumped through my open sunroof on my car and long jumped to the back seat and out my rear windows. I don’t know how long so iety can operate like this. Somehow the disease spreads and people are just forced to flip and gap everything they can. It seems to gift amazing athletic prowess and they just parkour until they can’t anymore.
N
*grabbing zipties and baby oil* ^(I’ll be ready for you next time motherfucker)
T
Same shit, different day.
D
More awkward if someone in that stall was jerking off.
P
And busts on you 😂
U
Who’s at fault here? *pointing Spiderman meme*
R
Thats why I sit in the toilet all day edging, just waiting for the next parkour loo runner so you can climax as they pass overhead
M
TAG! YOU’RE IT!
T
That’s part of the reel. 540 receive facial somersault.
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in you
S
Or some dude getting a blowie
A
“steady….aim!…fireee!”
G
came to comment this one
R
I bet you did pal.
M
You do know that the two people in the stalls are likely his friends and are there to stage a funny video, right?
S
But why? In the end some stupid kid will see and replicate, just not with friends in the stalls. Why would this be funny?
P
You hit the floor and lay there, broken and bleeding and then a thunderous fart from one of the stalls
W
“No one will ever believe you”
B
Pretty sure that’s the entire reason for this post
T
No blippi not again!
K
Probably practiced plenty of times when empty
T
I paused it. Besides shitting, the frst guy was also watching something on his tablet and the second guy appeared to be eating yogurt or something… Unless he was cooking up drugs or something. Still a weird thing to see while shitting.
L
Wearing flip flops? That’s the real WTF.
B
Must be Brazil 😂
S
Fairly certain its Hawai’i. That is how our park bathrooms and public trashcans look, and the first ledge he jumps on is the volcanic rock we often use.
B
Asian guy in the stall too. Those are sandals not slippas though.
E
It felt like Hawaii to me. That reddish dirt.
Z
Yeah looks like Petrie Park in Kaimuki area
K
haha its petrie park in kahala, always play tennis and pickleball there. i sent this reel to all my friends when it first came out lol. idk if i can put his ig but this guys ig is parkour.jang and has 700k followers
O
Only if he is an off duty cop as well
S
Bro is shirtless and built like a femboy too, definitely Brazil
I
Monkey d. Luffy?
E
I was thinking Hawaii. It looks like here…
S
Must be an off-duty cop on a chase.
D
No no, it’s those stupid BAREFOOT SANDALS!
K
Flip flops with socks would be WTF
L
Peekour
D
Poohkour!
L
Peekatyou! Peekapeek!
M
Peepkour r/bigmouth shoutout
T
No one’s gonna post Willem Dafoe looking up meme?
T
Be the change you want to see in the world.
C
Was looking for it tbh, shit’s too funny
G
[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/IyNjomZGXR)
V
The new Mirror’s Edge looks interesting!
F
Think this is a prequel or a reboot?
B
Reboot for sure
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