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The Most Remarkable Jeopardy Celebration Occurred 2 Years Ago.

Two years ago, my friends and I decided to throw the ultimate Jeopardy-themed celebration for my birthday. We transformed the living room into a game show set, complete with a makeshift podium and a homemade buzzer system that had a tendency to short-circuit more often than not. After hours of painstaking trivia preparation, we finally sat down to play, and chaos ensued when the “Daily Double” turned out to be a literal double helping of cake—let’s just say we were all buzzing more than our broken buzzer!
Imagine a room full of adults trying to decide whether “who wrote ‘Moby Dick?’” or “what is the best topping for pizza?” was categorized under Literature or Food, while simultaneously trying not to spill frosting on the scoreboard (which was, of course, a giant posterboard). By the end, someone had mistakenly answered “What is a cat?” for every single question, earning them the title of “most confusing contestant” and resulting in uncontrollable laughter. Not to mention, we ate so much cake that we unanimously decided to answer the final Jeopardy question as “What is a food coma?”—and let’s be real, that’s the best trivia to ever come out of a birthday celebration.

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thesearstower • 2,837 points
Looks like she just solved middle-out compression.

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WeeeeBaby_Seamus • 362 points
Doing the math on that and taking it so seriously was probably the funniest scene in that show.

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Pineapple-Yetti • 160 points
Im pretty sure they started that whole show for that joke. It was definitely the high point.

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_aviemore_ • 28 points
I think the conclusion was to start at the middle point.

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tcm0116 • 49 points
I was watching that episode on an airplane and couldn’t contain my laughter. As a software engineer, that scene was 1000% accurate. I showed it to my wife, and she was like ok?

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ZirePhiinix • 20 points
You guys white board how to efficiently jerk off 800 people?

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CariniFluff • 11 points
This guy *really* went to town on the idea [The Math Behind The Dick Joke](https://www.cantorsparadise.org/the-math-behind-that-dick-joke-in-hbos-silicon-valley-3becdebe9118/)

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DasbootTX • 1 points
once I saw Trump dancing, I could not get the scene out of my head.

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PineappleLemur • 1 points
You described my wife perfectly when watching the show… Never got past the first season with her. She would be laughing at random times and when I asked what was funny it basically comes down to some silly thing only a 5 year old would laugh at.

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mbklein • 11 points
“Hey Dinesh, nice chain… Do you choke your Mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole?”

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Anfins • 11 points
A close second was the abrupt end to the skunk works scheme.

-QuestionMark- • 2 points
[Doing the math you say?](https://www.scribd.com/doc/228831637/Optimal-Tip-to-Tip-Efficiency)

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Foosel10 • 1 points
To shreds you say?

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HallowedError • 4 points
I think that clip is what made me watch it. Really enjoyed the first season or two but became painful to watch afterwords. I don’t do well with akward humor often.

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oscaroo • 59 points
Hotdog or not hotdog

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YoshSchmenge • 9 points
Hot dog. Definitely hot dog…

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Steelerz2024 • 5 points
Yes. I eat the fish.

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oscaroo • 1 points
Maybe 2

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BZLuck • 2 points
Issa water animal.

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longdrive715 • 1 points
Bratwurst

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lingmylang • 63 points
MJT

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feralrage • 43 points
DTF

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kopecs • 18 points
WTF

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moderatenerd • 1 points
Phds

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Living_Science9936 • 1 points
STDS

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WhollyHolyWholeHole • -2 points
DJT

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Legitimate-Space-279 • 91 points
I understand this reference. Hats off to you

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AverageJoe313 • 3 points
At least her heart didn’t go out to them!

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svenstark • 30 points
This guy fucks

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mikeonbass • 24 points
They never considered a significant variable. The sexuality of the men being jerked. A straight man might not get aroused from TJ Miller jerking them off. Hell, I daresay a number of gay men wouldn’t either. He could be mashing away at some guy for hours, to no avail.

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