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**What Happened:** It was a chilly November day when Joe, the local UPS driver, embarked on his usual route, loaded with packages and a steaming cup of coffee. As he made his way down Elm Street, he suddenly found himself in a feathery frenzy—a flock of mischievous wild turkeys had taken over the road, strutting around like they owned the place. Joe slammed on the brakes, narrowly avoiding an awkward turkey pile-up that would’ve made for a very confusing insurance claim.
**Why It’s Funny:** Imagine a UPS truck in a standoff with a gang of turkeys, flapping their wings as if they were holding a protest against package deliveries! Joe, with his eyes wide and heart racing, swerved and honked while the turkeys coyly waddled back and forth, seemingly challenging him to a game of chicken. In the end, Joe managed to deliver all his packages, albeit with extra motivation—nobody wants to explain a gobbling showdown to a customer waiting for their latest online shopping spree!
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At least they respect that the truck is home plate.
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Turkey#1: *”UPS is here Bert,”* Turkey#2 *”You mean United Phuck around and find out Service?”* Turkey#1 *”Yuuuup,”*
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United Pluck Around*
A
Just like my sleep paralysis demon and my blanket
S
If you have sleep paralysis a lot get a sleep study. I got a cpap and three years now without a sleep paralysis episode. What was a weekly terror is gone forever.
E
Give that man a raise, a promotion, and stock options. The turkeys may also deserve those things depending on their job description.
K
At least he runs faster than the turkeys
G
Zombie Turkeys that surround the delivery driver questioning about their food delivery, clucking, “Grains! Grains! Grainnns!!!”.
B
His commentary and crazy laugh 🤣
J
I initially missed the first couple seconds, so I didn’t hear the *”I’m fast af boyyyy* until the rewatch 🤣
T
The dude has such good energy
R
“I’m 40 years old, I can’t deal with this!!!” “AHHHHHHHH!!!” Lmao.
S
Lmao just saw a different video where Chad says this 😂
C
You too? The video from what appears to be a dating show of some kind?
S
Haha, yup, that’s the one. I have no idea what the actual shows’ name is
D
Fast as fuck boi
J
He turned them into…. *smoked* turkey.
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Cardio.
R
Double-tap.
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Beware of bathrooms
D
Always check the back seat
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Turkey: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?
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[What are you running away from?](https://youtu.be/JDEN0iSQnvE?si=IPeAlnqzA6QqGQeL)
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“Yeaaa KEEEP RUNNING!!” – Turkeys
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“I’m forty years old I can’t be dealing with this!” Best line!
P
I felt that in my soul. lol
R
It’s all fun and games until he slips on a patch of ice and cracks his skull. Are turkeys really that dangerous?
S
Lethal. Every year they mix with red wine and stuffing and make drivers fall asleep at the wheel.
S
They are rarely dangerous. They can peck and scratch with really sharp spurs and strong beaks, but mostly they look kind of intimidating if they’re coming at you. Usually, this is during mating seasons (the Spring I think), so not sure why they’re bothering him in winter. I guess if they get accustomed to humans, this can happen. If they come out you, don’t do what this guy is doing (running). Just make noise or use something to push them away from you. This isn’t Alfred Hitchcock.
M
Just make the turkey noise. I swear, they can’t not answer and it’s like a distraction. It’s my favorite thing to do lol. I was delivering groceries a few months ago and one of the people had a flock of them. I couldn’t resist and they all turned and greeted me in unison. They absolutely followed me back and forth from the car as I put the groceries on the porch, but thankfully I’m not afraid of birds, so it was nbd. I just became the Mother Turkey for a bit. Could only imagine if they had got a delivery driver who was afraid! Ha!
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“What did you just call me?” turkey stands still in shock
M
I swear lol. The way they all snap their heads around instantly and raise them up a little, like “Whatchu say?!” Or like “Holy shit, the god of all turkeys is here!” I’d love to hear their thoughts. Haha.
M
*”Im the alpha turkey!”*
M
Turkeys and dogs, man. They’ll accept you in a heartbeat. After this video, I’m just more convinced turkeys are the dogs of the bird world. Goofy, loveable little mischief makers.
E
I once had a wicked case of bronchitis, and had to walk by a group of turkeys. Every time I hacked up a lung they gobbled back at me.
E
Yep, [they do that](https://youtu.be/Q9zvgcOrTtw?si=dLcONOzh9qcw3IHL).
G
I mean it is possible that this man just has a bird phobia. Quite a few people have that for some reason.
R
True true. He handles it better than I do w my fear of \_\_\_\_
B
Agreed, ____ can be pretty scary.
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I dont want my algorithm knowing how much I dislike \_\_\_\_\_
F
They’re on a residential street. They must be used to humans. They probably get fed sometimes, so they think he might have treats for them.
E
No, during mating season they are aggressive and dangerous.
F
Isn’t mating season in the spring? There’s snow on the ground in the video.
P
Yeah, no, you’re wrong. Turkeys are mad dangerous. I know several people who have been viciously attacked, including a young child.
C
To shreds you say? Oh dear.
R
They’re big and ugly, but not really dangerous. But since they have that look, they can be intimidating to the uninitiated.
W
They can be dangerous to your financial health. They’ll attack vehicles if they see their reflection in the paint sometimes. We’ve had people get their car scratched up at work from turkeys.
M
I wonder if we do it to ourselves a little bit. Most people around me refer to these as “wild turkeys” to differentiate them from farmed ones that are sold for meat. But that word… “wild” kinda has its own vibe. “It’s a wild animal!!” The word means violent and untamed more or less, so it makes sense to be more apprehensive of something called “wild” by default.
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Ducks geese and swans, run.
T
Not really, but they have pecked holes in my jeans before when I had to attend them in a nature center. So as long as you are wearing tough clothing, you are fine.
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