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It was Valentine’s Day, and Billy was feeling brave. After years of awkward flirting and failed attempts to impress his crush, Lisa, he finally mustered the courage to ask her out. They chatted about everything from their favorite movies to their secret pizza toppings, and just as things got heated, he leaned in for what he thought was going to be the flawless first kiss. But in the middle of this romantic moment, a wild thought crossed his mind: “What if Lisa wasn’t just Lisa? What if she was actually my long lost twin?”
As his lips hovered near hers, he suddenly stopped and blurted out, “Wait, we should check for matching birthmarks first!” Lisa stared at him, bewildered, and broke into laughter. Billy’s romantic gesture turned into a hilarious near-avoidance of a potential “long lost twin” mishap—or as he liked to call it later, “the most awkward family reunion ever.” In the end, they shared a laugh instead of a kiss, leaving Billy relieved that he averted a “twin-derful” blunder while still securing a second date—birthmarks be damned!
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A reminder to ensure that before you kiss someone today, it’s not your long-lost twin. Happy Valentine’s Day!
T
You know, I’ve never seen my wife and my long lost twin in the same room at the same time…..
A
Or maybe you have, you just didn’t know it. 😵💫
E
What if it’s for luck?
T
Depends…is there tongue involved?
P
Ah, incest! fun for all the family!
O
You know, I never thought about it, but one of the often overlooked benefits of being ugly that I’ve never considered is how I never have to worry about accidentally making out with my long lost twin. It’s like one incredibly niche area where I’ve got whatever the opposite of pretty privilege is.
I
I mean the same could be said about a gorgeous person lol. You’re so ugly that you know the people you’re around aren’t related. Could be so beautiful as to know the same
O
Nah, beautiful people want to make out with each other.
G
No. No. That’s not true. That’s impossible!
F
Vader: No, I am your father Leia: No, I am your sister Poor guy can’t catch a break.
I
Where were you two hours ago
I
records indicate he was in the bathroom at the time.
K
The Alabama is strong with this one
M
You mean the Japan. I’ve watched like 70 anime in a row where the main character has a sister that wants to marry him. I mean, the real number 4 and it wasn’t in a row, but still that’s a lot.
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>in a row I think this being coincidence is highly unlikely and maybe just be honest with yourself….you’re really into incest.
E
not much will beat non hentai series in this like Oreimo fuk’n older lady, kohai, and childhood final boss and it goes…
B
Guerrilla marketing for 23 & Me.
W
What if that’s their kink?
A
[Old Boy has entered the chat]
5
Old Boy needs to leave the chat immediately. Lol
T
I like how this implies that it’s ok to kiss your well known always-there twin.
T
Some Leiaway is allowed with a twin like this.
D
[the Realization of Han Solo](https://youtu.be/lQDvsf5lAp0?si=nrah_sKZdG0HQzS_)
I
Omaigoto incienso!
D
Why was this scene part of the plot? Didn’t George know they were bro/sis?
F
Not at that point, no.
A
Wait, how would he not know if he wrote the script?
J
The reveal that Leia is Luke’s sister is only hinted at in the 2nd movie and revealed in the 3rd movie. Lucas hadn’t planned out this future plot point when writing the 1st movie.
W
Makes you wonder why he made heavy alterations in the re-releases to even small details yet decided to keep the entire incest component intact.
J
This scene is from Empire…
T
Nope. Makes no sense and yet handwaved away by the crowd who bitches over every single thing with modern star wars. Honestly what is even worse to me is how obi wan and Yoda had TWO candidates to save the galaxy and they did fuck all to train either one of them with the force until the khan academy crash course with Luke. Makes no fucking sense
C
How does it make no sense? Neither of them knew at that point, and Leia was trying to razzle Han
A
The Lanisters agree
J
Midichlorians. You think it won’t happen to you. So stay safe this Valentine’s day and wear protection.
H
Party pooper
A
new anxiety unlocked, now I’m gonna be checking my reflection in every spoon for the rest of the night..
T
Time to get incested.
S
Genetically speaking they could make a few babies and be ok. It’s takes multiple generations before the Hapsburg jaw comes out.
C
Why they didn’t somehow feel each other’s presence in the Force is still beyond me.
G
The true Skywalker tradition is keeping it in the family.
S
Almost made a down syndrome force baby.
S
My uncle was a bit of a horndog and had alot of kids in my small town we didn’t know about. My brother ended up dating one of them thankfully he found out before the deed was done. I always gave him shit about it and joked he should put down the guitar and pickup the banjo.
H
Carrie Fisher was such a babe
2
lol hahahah
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