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**A Better Answer**
During a friendly trivia night at the local pub, I confidently shouted out an answer that I was sure was correct. “The capital of Australia is Sydney!” I declared, chest puffed out like a proud peacock. The room erupted in laughter, and I was left standing there, bewildered. My friends pointed out that it was actually Canberra. To save face, I tried to turn it around: “Clearly, I was just testing you all! Sydney is the ‘real’ capital in spirit!”
The absurdity of my failed trivia attempt turned into a hilarious debate over what “spirit capital” meant, with one friend suggesting we should take a field trip to Sydney to “reclaim our pride.” Amidst the banter, I learned more about Australian geography than I ever wanted and walked away with a new nickname: “The Spirit of Sydney.” Sometimes, failing spectacularly can be more entertaining than winning!
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An Improved Response
T
Seven is a better answer than five
S
I like your way of thinking… though I’m pretty sure I like other people’s ways of thinking even more
T
8?
I
Living large I see…
T
6…7…. (Alright Alright ill leave it was just a joke geez guys)
_
I read an article that only boomers are saying this now.
S
Boomers know that the answer is 42. They just are arent sure what the question is.
R
Easiest way to stop a trend is to adopt it as a parent lol My daughter asked my wife the other day how many sweets she could have before dinner. The answer: 6-7 … *The groans!* She didn’t even want any sweets anymore lol
N
9-5
J
*Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen* *Pour myself a cup of ambition* *And yawn and stretch and try to come to life* *Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin’* *Out on the street, the traffic starts jumpin’* *With folks like me on the job from nine to five*
S
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
R
What about 7 minutes in heaven?
B
7th Heaven
L
I heard the bar tender there has huge… tracts of land.
D
7eaven… “WHAT’S IN THE BOX!?”
V
The way Heaven works her hips, you aren’t lasting more than 3 minutes…
X
Its busniess time
O
Business hours are over…\ Baaaay^baaay
B
so says my gf
A
Whopping 40% increase.
E
Still a better raise than I’ve ever gotten.
B
Can someone check this math. I’m dumb
D
New Value – Old Value / Old Value (7 – 5) / 5 = 0.40 0.40 • 100 = 40
M
100% = 5 bucks Meaning every buck is 20% So extra 2 bucks (total of 7) = 40% increase
H
20% = 1/5. Therefore 40% of 5 is 2. 5+2=7.
A
You should really be able to do this math…. Holy moly
T
7/5=1.4 So 7 is 5 plus another 40 percent.
T
Nothing but net
A
Nothing but нет
M
Realistic girl with realistic progress goals ❤️
S
Certain scene from Friends does come to mind
M
And not unrealistic!
U
At least it wasn’t 67
V
I think she actually does say 6 7
N
because seven eight nine
T
You know what 7 is? About tree fiddy twice
F
That’s the price for another drink 😂
T
Not better than six
T
I down-voted at the start, then up-voted at the end.
R
But is it correct? 🤔
B
[24](https://youtu.be/wZGedBzcYas?feature=shared)
S
She knew that she just needed bus fare. And she needed that extra two dollars.
D
7 dollar bus fare sounds like a long bus ride or an absolute rip off.
L
$11.40 for a 1 day transport ticket in my city 🙃
D
Wth it’s only 4 here, and that’s CAD, not even real money
G
Where are you getting a $4 day pass??? In Ottawa it’s $4.05 per ticket that lasts 90 minutes. $12 for a day pass
D
Kamloops, BC
R
Translink in GVA is 12 bucks for a day pass. Why is Kamloops so much cheaper
M
God I love Canadian money humor.
S
it’s literally 5€ to travel like 10 minutes on a bus in germany
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