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**Did Frankie Pee in the Pool?**
It was a beautiful summer day, and the neighborhood kids had invaded our backyard pool for the first time this season. Among the splashes and laughter was Frankie, my mischievous seven-year-old nephew. As everyone squealed in delight, Frankie suddenly stopped, looked around with those innocent wide-eyed expressions, and exclaimed, “Uh-oh, I have to go!” But instead of racing to the bathroom, he just grinned devilishly and made a beeline for the deep end, where he proceeded to do his version of the backstroke.
The sheer absurdity of it all left the adults frozen in shock while the kids erupted in an uproar, half-terrified, half-amused. Nobody knew if he had genuinely lost track of time or if this was just Frankie being Frankie—master of poolside antics. The best part? By the end of the day, our pool parties were officially renamed “Frankie’s Splash Zone.” Who knew a little kid could turn a simple swim into an unforgettable tale of questionable pool etiquette?
E
Fill the jar or you peed in the pool
D
That’s what I was thinking
H
I thought the whole point of the jar was “if you pee less than me, youre a liar”
L
Certified pool operator here. You underestimate the power of a well balanced, properly chlorinated pool.
B
The solution to pollution is dilution.
S
Pee in the deep end and there will be greater dilution.
A
And thus no more delusion
P
This is the second time I saw this today on unrelated posts from different people, whats this from?
A
What do Beta blockers have to do with pee color?
P
Idk about beta blockers, but certain vitamins I used to take made my pee neon yellow
A
Vitamin C is known to make your pee a lot darker.
J
I don’t know lol. I take beta blockers and it doesn’t change the appearance of my pee.
M
I take beta blockers, they can cause darker pee if taken with some diets I was told but I’ve never seen it.
C
Urine is sterile anyways Edit: ok I learned it is not sterile
9
That’s exactly what a pool-pee’er would say.
E
Got him! Nice job detective!
A
Urine a lotta trouble now
J
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine ? No, but it’s sterile and I like the taste.
O
Yeah. The human body is specifically designed to take in contaminated water and pee out better cleaner water. That how we can build up enough contaminants to spit toxins at our prey. It’s science.
V
This isn’t actually true, look it up
M
It isn’t. That’s a myth.
F
It’s not
G
Patches O’Houlihan spotted.
I
Your dick isn’t sterile though.
I
“No offense but you’re a little homie.” Had my dying
4
“I didn’t pee in your pool. Don’t flatter yourself like that” got me
T
The perfect crime 😂
H
Some people on here don’t seem to think it is funny, but I find these dudes hilarious. This is one of my favorites: https://youtu.be/-yXaBunkh4o?si=LMX_0slU7MEng8sw
D
Cute House is on a whole other level, everyone I’ve shown loved it and has told me everyone they’ve shown loved it too.
K
This Fool!
E
Great show!
D
It’s a shame it was cancelled
D
The Austin Powers bit in the group session is amazing.
G
Sensible chuckle.
A
It’s ok to pee in the pool, just don’t do it from the edge of the pool.
T
It is interesting how the acceptability of peeing in the pool is directly related to whether your junk is above or below the surface.
O
You may pee in the pool, but not into the pool.
S
Tell that to Hector Salamanca.
E
The book is on the table.
S
It’s the same thing as saliva. It’s all in my mouth and that’s fine. But if I were to spit in a cup and then drink it, that’s gross.
T
Peeing on the pool only breaks the first MAYBE second layer of the water. Chemicals at those layers are designed to keep micro algae near the top, where the majority is killed by UV rays. Urine at the top few levels will cause a breakdown in those chemicals, allowing the surface algae to sink through and penetrate into layers 3-17. Hints all the green algae that grows on the bottom of the pool. Urine IN layers 5-16 causes no chemical imbalance. Basically the same thing. Imagine the skin layer that develops on the top of tomato soup. Except micro.
L
How thick is a layer in pool terms? Metric or Imperial is fine. \*Edit: The chemicals are equally distributed throughout the aqueous solution right? It’s just that they attach themselves to algae at any layer and produce gaseous bubbles that bring the algae to the surface?
T
I get it you are a pool cleaner. But honestly your explanation is highly flawed. Pee and water are highly miscible and will dilute and spread quickly. Ever pour warer into a colored drink it mixes very fast. Just like. When you pee in the toliet it turns the whole bowl yellow. Pee is usually of higher specific gravity due to the dissolved toxins and solids and will sink and disperse faster. A properly treated pool will neutralize the pee quickly and if they have phosphate removing chemicals will stop the algae from developing. Honestly not really a big deal but it does tax the-pool cleaning chemicals as the urine has lots of organic compounds which are what the algae eat.
K
So if you’re floating on your back, it’s ok to recreate old faithful as long as your dong is below the surface
D
How strong would you stream need to be to break the surface tension?
D
Why does this sound like Mitch hedberg
G
Dimitri Martin
T
The difference between peeing in the pool vs. peeing into the pool.
T
Location location location
C
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HImYsg4_veU&t=47s&pp=2AEvkAIB0gcJCUABo7VqN5tD
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