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Last Wednesday, I found myself having a particularly rough day. Work was a mess, and my plants were turning brown faster than my enthusiasm for adulting. In a moment of culinary desperation, I convinced myself that a hot rotisserie chicken would be my savior. I brought it home, lovingly set it on my couch, and began pouring my heart out, as if it were my personal therapist. I told it all my woes: the deadline I missed, my cat’s questionable life choices, and how I’d never fully mastered the art of folding fitted sheets.
The ridiculousness of it all hit me when I noticed my roommate walking in and staring at the scene: me, with tears welling in my eyes, cradling a chicken like a baby. He burst into laughter, and it only got worse when I gasped, “You don’t understand! This chicken gets me!” Now, I can’t decide whether my emotional outbursts are the result of stress, or if I’m just developing an unusual attachment to poultry. But I can confirm that I am never eating alone again!
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Rotisserie Chicken for Emotional Support
Z
They’re like okay sure, but food was always allowed.
I
Maybe the actual emotional support was the videos he made along the way…
T
More like financial support
C
He’s doing it for the homeless.
M
Honest question though: would they allow the bones in the plane? Like a Swiss army knife.
G
If they do, they’ve clearly never watched eXistenZ
N
Honestly lucky that the airline didn’t charge him a pet fee if he was gonna play the bit. That’d be one expensive rotisserie chicken!
G
As long as its not Australia, they’ll fine you up the ass
I
I thought the rule was you can take the chicken onto the plane, but it better not be there when you land
G
He has to wash the bag as well, if even a tiny scrap of bone or meat is left they’ll wreck you
I
Can just throw it away before heading to customs, last time I flew internationally they had specific places to throw biological waste away before they bring out the dogs
G
Yeah fair, its just my miser brain that blocks out throwing away perfectly good items
G
Their real chess play is when they hand out apples an hour before landing.
J
Hmm.. maybe i need a good fining
L
They call that the Chazzwozzers!
S
Yeah, if I remember correctly they put a death clock on Johnny Deps dog and made him do a hostage video.
K
That is so stupid
E
I respect the commitment to the bit. He carried that chicken through security with confidence.
I
It’s almost like he’s practicing for the real thing…
M
Find someone on the plane with some emotional support barbecue sauce and you’re in business
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Emotional support collab
K
I think bbq sauce violates the “no gels or fluids” rule, unfortunately
O
Not if it’s in a small enough container!
T
What if I freeze it first. What if I bring 3 oz and someone else brings 3 oz
B
All I can think about is the fact this man ate chicken that has been unrefrigerated for hours and exposed the airport air through the breathing holes in the case
T
Frat boy humor.
C
So zany!!! 😞
B
Two wild and crazy guys!
C
👈😀👉
P
I would never even think of that emoji combo, but it is spot on.
M
r/imsorandom
B
My Kyle is such a cooky one 😂👏💯
F
he doesn’t give a hoot
S
It WAS an emotional support animal. Now it’s a rotisserie chicken.
W
He’s an emotional eater.
N
Lame as fuck.
G
It’s at least a little funny
L
Agreed. This is one of the ‘brands’ of joy that the majority of reddit seems to seethe at for some reason though.
1
Humor was absolutely attempted, unlike a decent number of posts in this sub. Those backpacks are used for parrots, though I suppose in theory a particularly young/small chicken could ride in one of those. I didn’t laugh out loud or anything, but I’m amused.
B
It is. And harmless. Don’t understand the hate.
N
Im just sick of influencers and clout chasers. Its too much. This shits lame and not funny. The internet sucks.
T
People really are desperate for content fishing. Dumb kid dumb 🤣
M
You’re getting upset for the wrong things, this is at least a harmless prank and it probaly gave those customs officers a funny memory.
T
Who is angry? You got that jump to conclusions mat? 🤣
O
Right? It’s not like you came here and said, “People really are desperate for content fishing. Dumb kid dumb 🤣”
C
Parent comment is the one jumping to conclusions
C
Lol let bro live
K
Agree, this hurts no one
C
Fr idk why these bots downvoted me haha -14 rn
1
Not worth worrying about.
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