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discovered this in a hotel room… feeling anxious… what could it be
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A call to the front desk is what it is.
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People are too frightened to talk to humans, so they ask pointless questions on Reddit.
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*My room is on fire and the two escape routes are the door and the window but the door is starting to burn. AITA if I break the window to escape so I don’t die? Need help quick pls*
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I tried to quit my job 3 months ago but my boss said no, how long until I can quit?
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Can sort that out with a quick punch to the bosses chin
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Boss said he doesn’t consent to being punched. What do I do? 🙁
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Ha. Imagine people that have trouble talking to other humans in real life actually being physically confronting.
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I know you joke, but there have been legit questions like that to AskAManager and other places.
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lol, I wasn’t joking because I agree, I’ve seen it too!
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🤣👍
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Call: 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
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Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.
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Let me put this over here… with the rest of the fire
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r/unexpecteditcrowd
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exactly my thought. this number lives ren free in my head. I believe he last digit is “THREE!” though, lol
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*Hi /r/RelationshipAdvice, I (19f) and caught my bf (58m) of 3 years flirting with my roommate in her bed together. Is this a red flag? Also, I found a bunch of beds in a secret room in his basement, with pictures of missing people all over. He’s such a nice guy and is really into gardening. I don’t know what he plants, but the seeds he plants have to be planted in really deep holes, and nothing ever grows there. Should we break up?*
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Don’t forget the part where he wakes up every morning and calls her a stupid bitch to her face. But is she overreacting to be upset by this?
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Of course she is. He buys her flowers and gifts and pays all the bills. That obviously cancels out silly mean comments and rooms she can’t enter.
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Dating republicans can be such a chore sometimes.
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*My hotel room is out of toilet paper. AITA if I go to the front desk to get more? Let me know everyone, I gotta take a crap. Plzzzzzzz*
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Just Donald Duck it over to the curtains
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I’ll get back to you later. Don’t worry about it
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So true. The other day, someone on the costco subreddit was asking whether or not some boxed chicken thighs had skin. Why not ask the people who get paid to provide that info instead of random people on the internet? So weird
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I asked a HD paint desk employee about what sheen to use. Now, I don’t think they’re qualified to recommend a finger paint to a toddler.
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A good general rule is if you have to clean it or wipe it down occasionally, go with gloss or semi gloss. Ceilings? Flat.
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I used to think “no experience required” meant having specific knowledge was not a prerequisite for being hired. Now it’s clear that it means Home Depot does not allow their employees to have any knowledge whatsoever— except how to flee from any customer who is desperate enough to go to them for help.
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Whenever I need help at Home Depot I try to sidle up to the group of orange aprons without making eye contact so as not to spook the herd
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Especially when it comes to arguing. Do it all day on Reddit, but in person, can’t hold eye contact to make conversation.
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Autism ftw
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As someone who works at a front desk: sometimes people are too eager to talk to me.
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Makes sense. I am definitely not a human.
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Negative… I am a meat popsicle.
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Nice hat.
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Mul-ti-pass!
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I can’t say chicken without exaggerating it like he did in the move lmao
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YOU LIKE IT??
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Super green
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People are frightened period. I’m in IT and the number of people that call because they’ve been asked to click yes to continue makes me weep for humanity.
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Alternative to that you have the people that insist something happened by accident but you know that’s not true cos there are at least 10 “are you sure?” Yes/no pop up windows that have to be answered Yes to complete the action 😂
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I’m part of a bariatric support group on Facebook and 95% of posts are people asking for medical advice. Mind you these are people who are in the process of getting the surgery (aka they have a doctor they’ve contacted) or they’ve had the surgery (aka they have a doctor who *has already worked with them for months*). But no, they rather get advice from randoms than the professional they pay.
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My guess is it’s food that got kicked aginst the baseboard and never cleaned up. So defo call the front desk and complain so so much. You’ll get something nice outta it
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>So defo call the front desk and complain so so much. You’ll get something nice outta it My experience – there’s a way to complain about stuff but also be reasonable about it. People at the front desk are far more willing to go above and beyond to accommodate you. Just remember whatever it is it’s likely not the front desk’s fault’s – rather management and housekeeping’s. Unless they’re rude or dismissive, then the gloves come off.
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I wish more people would realize that how we choose to address something really matters.
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Yep the best way I’ve learned is to approach it as a team effort. It looks like you couldn’t solve this before so what do you need from me to make it happen? 90% of the time the response is “we’ll be right there.” The rest is usually a trouble ticket that I have no issue completing. After that, make sure you get a contact number and ETA.
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That hotel doesn’t not look like the type to give you anything. Fucking place looks like a haunted house.
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And a scathing review on Yelp.
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Couple of rodents got poisoned by whatever the hotel put out for them, weren’t spotted by the staff and have decomposed over time. Doesn’t speak well of the hotel..
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I’d love to know how the heck you miss that. Plus, I remember the smell of one dead mouse in an air vent years ago. Ugh!
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The sounds of the dead mouse is also hard to miss… those thumping basslines give it away immediately.
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PLURfect response
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