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The other day, I was really craving a slice of that delicious chocolate cake I had been daydreaming about all week. After a long day at work, I finally got home, opened the fridge, and there it was, gleaming like a beacon of hope. But as I scooped out a piece with a fork, disaster struck! I accidentally flung the slice across the kitchen, and it landed perfectly on my dog’s head, who looked as confused as I felt.
I mean, this was an epic slice-to-dog ratio moment! Instead of tasting that gooey chocolate bliss, I ended up serving my pup a new hairstyle and a look that said, “Is this a new trend?” Watching him try to lick it off while tilting his head and blinking in bewilderment made me laugh so hard, I almost forgot about the cake. Now I’m left debating whether it counts as sharing or just bad luck—after all, I thought we had a “no food fights” rule around the house!
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Dislike when that occurs.
B
I’m guessing that’s short hand for “Blue Monster Pipe thread sealant”. Source: I’m a plumber with a small dick
G
This literally made me lol.
H
It scanned your barchode
D
Damn you lol
C
I also brought Magnum condoms and a wad of $100s to show I’m ready to plow!
C
Oops, I forgot to scan my monster condom for my . .
O
That’s weird mine says micro dongle
N
At $1 an inch, it’s $4 for an Extra Large
R
Godammit, I actually laughed out loud at this
K
I fucking love pipeline punch!!!
Q
Just cause it’s big doesn’t mean it’s valuable.
S
Dunno I’d rate 5.1″ as a monster
A
5.1 inches… around?
C
You forgot to scan your iron nipples and your cockhole cover.
A
You hit the Pinocchio reader. You said you stood close, not far away enough for a pipe.
N
You have a surprisingly affordable penis.
N
Well, the mouth Is one long pipe to the ass so…
X
You’re lucky. With me it says “STAND CLOSER PLEASE .01”
C
You’re supposed to wait to lay it until you get home, though…
W
5.1? I think your description might be a little more hopeful then realistic…
A
It is imperative that the pipe remains intact
M
I see it only rated your “monster” a 5.1
N
I hate it when I’m stuck behind someone in the self checkout lane scanning a single item like this to make a joke before demanding that a cashier cancel their purchase because they never intended to spend $5 to buy it.
W
Damn, I imagine it hurt getting the UPC barcode tattoo.
C
Prove it , let me see 😌
T
Nice to see you finally have a price tag. Still seems a bit overpriced, though. That’s the first time anyone has ever described you as a ‘Monster’ without following it up with ‘disappointment.
M
This sub is just boomer humor now huh
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