Last Sunday, my husband decided it would be a great idea to prove his prowess at grilling hot dogs. He confidently announced to the family that he could flip them all perfectly on the grill without a spatula, purely using his bare hands. Halfway through his impressive display, he grabbed one dog that somehow turned into a mini rocket—and let’s just say, fireworks weren’t just for the Fourth of July! He yelped, did a quick dance around the yard, and ended up losing his prized hot dog right into the neighbor’s garden.
Watching him run around like a cartoon character while I just stood there, arms crossed and shaking my head, gave me a delightful realization: it’s moments like these that keep us women alive. We have the instinct to step back from the chaos and let the guys wrestle with fire and hot meat while we enjoy our drinks, ensuring we stick around for many more years of laughing at their antics!
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Here are the reasons women outlive men.

L
Craziest part about this is cutting the hole in the bottle while it’s still half full of water for some reason
N
You assumed that was water comrade.
S
If it was anything else, it would already be drunk.
R
My best friends brother used to pee in his leftover coke and water bottles when he didn’t want to leave his computer.
P
# Trailer Park Boys – Bubbles explains piss jugs [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0u6Lb6RCz4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0u6Lb6RCz4)
S
Anti freezing agent or de-icer.
A
Straight down toward the hand holding it..
B
Bro gon get a corner cut off
D
Video edit would’ve been 100% better if the first chorus hit when he was already being pulled by the car
S
Not to mention cutting down towards your own hand in a stabbing motion through brittle plastic.
P
Yo, is that a Lada?
D
LADa’s just having fun(!)
N
Having a Lada fun.
S
One human man is the maximum towing capacity of a Lada.
B
No, it’s Mercedes’ cheap knock off of LADA.
M
A lot of what?
A
Looks like it lol
S
Watching the first guy’s knife technique: “Straight to jail!”
D
More like straight into the palm of his fucking hand.
B
If they’re not doing stuff like this are they really living though?
2
We did this as children years ago. Owner of a new car (K car?) told us all 6 of us could “bunk” from his bumper (that’s what we called it, don’t ask me why) … he took off… and the 6 of us were left behind… holding his new bumper in our hands…. great times!
G
We called it “skitchen”. Buddy had a station wagon and would roll back window down and we’d just hold on and go…the good ol days lol
P
We also called it skitchen. We used the short hard plastic recycling bins, squatting down into them and holding the rope.
E
The only dangerous part is when you cut the bottles with the knife
E
Right!? Like I am disappointed how few boys in grade school know they can make jello go up their nose and then pop out on your tongue to show everyone. Kids these days… What do they even *teach in schools!?*
T
Wait what
E
Snort some jello and just like your nose boogies it can end up in the mouth lickity split 😉
V
Wait until you see someone squirt milk out of their eye.
A
Yes. 100 years if they’re lucky.
L
We would do basically this but sitting on discs/saucers. You could get multiple going at once and battle it out. Good times
D
All fun and games until it isn’t. A boy my age tried a similar stunt one summer, but holding on behind the car while on his skateboard. I am sorry to say he didn’t survive the stunt. One of my highschool teachers was the one that held him until the ambulance came, a memory that deeply haunts her as there was nothing she could do. Not trying to be johnny raincloud. Be careful out there friends.
M
Two girls in Texas recently died doing this during the ice storm.
T
Average day in the eastern bloc.
J
Skitching
C
Snowbottling
M
Not going to lie…that looks like a lot of fun…would probably give it a go, even though I would end up in hospital.
M
I’ve done this with a sled. It was a lot of fun.
J
Yeah… I don’t know why they’re using fucking water bottles at all lmao. We did this using laundry baskets and trash can lids, both of which got destroyed, so I imagine the water bottle is doing next to nothing. Fun time if “properly” equipped (though still stupid and dangerous). We got pulled over by the same cop 3 times telling us to knock it off before we called it so we didn’t go to jail lol.
C
We pulled a bunch of us in a kiddie pool behind a truck when I was a kid. The dad driving made sure to go very slow, but we thought it was awesome
T
You might end up in a coffin dawg
T
True. But we have more fun.
S
Don’t forget about style!
P
I guess. Some teens thought it’d be fun to pull a sled behind a truck like this but the driver lost control on icy roads and the kids slammed into a tree and died.
P
Yeah it’s one of those things that look harmless, but there’s so many videos of the person in front going a bit too fast and turning a bit too fast and sending everyone off course into the ditch/tree.
A
Died doing what they loved
R
Some people slip in the shower and die
P
For every one who dies, thousands more have a blast with no injuries. Life can be worth risk. Obviously take reasonable precautions.
R
> Obviously take reasonable precautions. There’s no reasonable precaution to do some shit ass plastic bottle sledding while being pulled by a car on icy roads It’s like jumping from your rooftop on an trampoline The reasonable precaution is don’t
P
I think the teen’s parents would rather have their children back.
P
That’s life. We cannot remove all risk and all pain and all death and sadness from it. Like I said – take reasonable precautions, and live within your own personal risk tolerance. But unless you want to live in a bubble, you must take risk from time to time.
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