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There’s no need for concern, is there?

Last Tuesday, I woke up convinced I had forgotten to turn off the stove after cooking pasta the night before. I dashed into the kitchen only to find my cat, Mr. Whiskers, lounging on the countertop, blissfully oblivious to my panic as he bathed himself. I checked the stove—it was off, and I let out a huge sigh of relief. But, of course, in my rush, I accidentally knocked over a jar of spaghetti sauce that splattered everywhere, turning my kitchen into a crime scene for culinary accidents.
As I stood there, staring at the chaotic mess, Mr. Whiskers looked at me like, “Really? You were worried about a stove when there’s a full-on sauce explosion happening?” It’s hard to worry too much when your cat seems to have a better grip on the situation, lounging in the ruin like an arrogant little king. I imagined him thinking, “Well, at least it’s not another hairball incident!” And there I was, reflecting on my life choices while cleaning up tomato sauce, realizing perhaps I had more to worry about than just the stove.

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GrandSyzygy • 221 points
“He’s been at it for 20 minutes.”

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AnyEmploy • 82 points
Must work in retail

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theboned1 • 394 points
No need to worry, its just a game… unless he’s playing wife simulator.

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IanAlvord • 88 points
Wife simulator usually has a different type of thrusting.

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xTiLkx • 16 points
But no trust

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Nubeel • 19 points
It’s Madden 2026. They’ve made it even more realistic and now you can beat your wife up.

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123skid • 7 points
Off-season mode.

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jaxonya • 3 points
Thats cop simulator

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CutsSoFresh • 1 points
Gotta buy the dog shooting dlc though

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crjsmakemecry • 8 points
If it doesn’t exist, it will now…

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Julege1989 • 2 points
https://store.steampowered.com/app/496750/The_Housewife/

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carolaMelo • 2 points
Or teacher búster on c64😅

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FantasticPangolin839 • 1 points
Looks like he’s the wife in game

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Zentienty • 1 points
He is but he’s playing the wife and beating the husband

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JARAXXUS_EREDAR_LORD • 1 points
“How about you take a bite out of my KNUCKLE SANDWICH!” https://youtu.be/WnE2VW7zWtI?si=4QJxWcbew3zwz6MQ

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RebelSoul5 • 102 points
*virtual psychopath!

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hiddencamela • 14 points
Nuance definitely matters! lol

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Spammerton1997 • 5 points
virtual insanity

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Konchroller • 83 points
Its called *Exercise*

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racingsoldier • 9 points
Imagine if this were office simulator…. Everyone wants to do this to that guy who brings up the last minute alibi right as the meeting is supposed to be adjourned and drags this shit out for another half hour. Fucking shut the hell up Kevin!

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Zarkanthrex • 6 points
I hate the people that raise their hands for dumb questions at the end of a 2-3 hour safety brief. Like… go home and google your problem. The 1SG doesn’t care…

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daniboyoh • 66 points
At least he’s keeping it virtual. I’ve been known to shoot someone a few dozen extra and unnecessary times in RDR2 to vent some frustration. Wouldn’t hurt a fly outside of a video game though.

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SpartanRage117 • 30 points
In saints row 2 id load up a grandma with c4 then chain the explosions to watch her fly away.

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SovFist • 19 points
I had a friend that would drop what they were doing immediately if an npc had an oxygen tank just to shoot it

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MugenEXE • 10 points
In Bioshock, that first big daddy… I’m sure I could have just killed it with guns and kiting. I didn’t need to spend twenty minutes finding every fire extinguisher or oxygen tank in the level and pile them in the center of the room, where he would be walking. I didn’t need to make it explode. It’s about sending a message. I wanted to.

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Akarzen • 2 points
Heh, I’m that friend, except I drive when we play SR4 together, and I chase and run over every bicyclist I see, lol

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Barbarianonadrenalin • 5 points
A core memory for my friend group was playing gta3 on release and one buddy pulled a shotty and said “howdy grandma” then just blasted her with shotty and she went flying lol

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Fragrant_Mountain_84 • 3 points
I just recently started playing this again and have been doing the same thing 😭😂

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Terrik1337 • 6 points
In Ghost Recon Wildlands if you shoot a civilian you get penalized. If you run over a civilian you get penalized. If you shoot near enough to a civilian to get them to jump in front of someone else’s car, no penalty.

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MissChievousJ • 6 points
I always read this as R2D2, every time lol

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