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In a surprising turn of events, Nazgul the Wolfdog, trained more for chasing squirrels than competing, decided to take her talents to the Olympic Women’s cross-country prelims. With a determination that can only be described as “mostly eager,” she bounded off the start line, immediately sidetracked by the alluring scent of a hot dog stand across the street. While the elite athletes frowned at their 5th lap, Nazgul was busy engaging in a passionate debate with a butterfly that dared to flutter past her snout.
Watching a majestic, half-wolf creature enthusiastically trot away from a prestigious Olympic event to chase a hot dog is comedy gold. The motion-sensing camera captured everything, including her dramatic leap into a pile of leaves, which momentarily confused the onlookers into thinking a new competitor had arrived. Who knew an Olympic athlete could outpace both the best runners and a ball of fur rolling in the wind? At least in the hearts of fans, Nazgul won gold for entertainment!
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The motion-sensing camera recorded Nazgul the Wolfdog finishing in 20th place in yesterday’s Olympic Women’s cross-country prelims.
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You might not like it, but this is what peak Good Boy looks like
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In the video, the race director ensures that Nazgûl gets his good-boy hugs before he’s taken off the course.
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He is no man!
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20th place? Still finished before the hobbits
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Where did the other 8 wraiths place?
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If this isn’t a t shirt by the end of the week I’ll be disappointed
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Ikr the colour scheme is awesome AF.
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If you find it, drop the link
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Experience the full Olympic glory [here](https://streamable.com/4ikt2u).
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Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t compete in a ski race. There are however several rules stipulating you must be on skis. The doggo is disqualified.
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As Nazguls counsel, I would like to put forward the notion that my client is in fact, on 4 mini skis that are comprised of fur and small patches of leather.
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Good boy needs a medal
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