Last Saturday, I decided to treat myself to a fancy bagel from the new café down the street. As I strutted home, my bagel nestled snugly in its paper bag, I suddenly spotted a squirrel eyeing my treasure from a nearby tree. With a swift leap, the furry little thief made a beeline for my bagel, and in a moment of sheer panic, I held my bag high above my head, shouting, “Not today, nutty bandit!”
Picture me, a grown adult, flailing my arms in the air like a mad person while a squirrel, clearly unimpressed by my theatrics, continued to plot its next move. I’m there, trying to outsmart a rodent over a bagel, while other pedestrians gawked and laughed. In the end, I may have saved my bagel, but I lost all dignity—and I think I saw a seagull snicker as it flew by!
in Funny
Let go of my bagel

J
Two rats fighting for a bagel should be the new NYC logo.
A
Pizza rat won the logo, these guys were in second place.
C
Bruh just halve it
V
r/thisisnothumanbytheway
C
r/whatuevensayinbro?
S
Those ain’t mice bro, those are fucking rats!
C
Hunger Games: Mousetrap
J
😆💯
K
Welcome to New York City!
N
There’s an allegory here somewhere….
A
Looks like two developers bidding for a house at auction in Sydney, Australia.
J
Was this in New York by chance?
J
This is the new yorkiest thing to ever happen.
C
That’s so cute
D
Legend has it, they’re still on this subway line, tugging away, but 112 ft. from where they started.
A
This feels like the most New York video ever. Rats fighting over food, bagels, and a subway.
A
Damn that metro/subway is freaking dirty
S
Micecan Stand-off
R
My bet is on the grey one
Y
New York bagel, or Chicago (CBA) one? 🙃
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