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So, my girlfriend’s boss decided to get everyone in the office into the holiday spirit by crafting personalized Christmas ornaments. Sounds sweet, right? Well, she took it a step further and insisted on hand-painting each one herself. After hours of meticulous work, she proudly presented them at the office party, each ornament a unique masterpiece—or so she thought.
The problem? Her “unique” artistic style looked suspiciously like a kindergarten finger-painting session. One ornament had a supposed reindeer that resembled a confused potato with antlers, while another was an abstract interpretation of a Christmas tree that could only be described as “the spirit of Christmas gone rogue.” The real kicker? Everyone pretended to love them while stifling laughter, and the office now has a new tradition: the annual ornament roast!
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My girlfriend’s boss created Christmas ornaments for everyone.
S
Everyone is focused on the one dollar bill, nobody realizes it’s sitting on top of a shitload of blow.
G
This is pure snow! It’s everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
J
I want my 2 dollars!
D
I was just trying to explain that movie to my kid. “And we have Frawnch Fr-ries”
C
You seem like a cute little helper what’s your name? Charles De Mar
N
Go that way really fast, if something gets in your way, turn!
W
Oh man, good ol’ Curtis Armstrong
T
Call me Booger
H
Everyone getting dead arse serious “that’s not blow, that’s not what blow looks like, etc.” is sending me fecking west. Bunch of wet wipes.
S
What do u think the dollars for?
B
That’s why the dollars rolled up
E
Is that really cocaine? I am not versed in this branch of inebriant.
S
No, just a bad joke.
G
It’s meth
X
Nope
E
I would have been the asshole at the party who misunderstood the assignment. It would be the one time I ignored my sainted mother’s advice of “most drugs are fine in moderation, just stay away from coke and heroin.”(she wasn’t aware of meth yet).
J
Definitely not.
M
That’s not blow.
S
You’ve never seen blow with specks of pepper before? 😂
S
Oh mister fancy pants with the clean blow. Probably a New Yorker. /s
A
clearly *someone* hasn’t heard of spicy blow
S
It’s bath salts
S
Anything is blow if you’re brave enough
K
That’s not what blow looks like.
K
$1?
M
It’s what you do with the dollar lol
D
😂
M
I heard if you bring it back to the new years eve party you might get residuals 😎
S
Gotta do the $2 bill. Less handled by others and there is a party on the backside.
U
I was picking up trash today and found a rolled up $2 bill beside a pack of smoked cigarettes.
4
I can’t believe I had to read your comment to get the joke.
C
Maybe the snowflakes are actually cocaine? If so that dollar will come in handy.
P
My first thought… next might be rehab
M
Rehab is for quitters.
U
Is is the tool
G
Can’t even go to the fucking movies (even by yourself!) with that fucking insult.
P
Okay, but did you take it out? Maybe it’s a one-hundred dollar bill with a one dollar bill wrapped around it.
B
Let me guess he wants you to go across state lines and hang them on a very specific tree where there are no cameras and no police?
S
LOL
K
What?
W
Scarflake
S
What is the snow made of? Bc that could explain the rolled $1 🤣
M
That’s…the boss’s joke.
J
This guy gets jokes.
C
That’s the gift that keeps on giving, Clark
M
Would be cool if it were actually blow, but really you get an ornament and $1 with some fake white plastic snow.
D
Boss better be handing out $100s…
T
It’s a white Christmas
F
A dollar and some math
H
Any guesses on what kind of job? I’m going with accountant
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