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I recently decided that it was time to elevate my breakfast game, so I whipped out my brand-new waffle maker. With the excitement of a kid on Christmas morning, I eagerly tore open the box and reached for the instruction manual. As I started reading, I felt like I had stumbled into a culinary version of “The Da Vinci Code.” It was filled with terms like “preheat,” “non-stick surface,” and “batter consistency” that seemed to require a degree in engineering, not just the ability to pour flour in a bowl.
Halfway through deciphering the cryptic instructions, I began to doubt my life choices. Was I really sober, or had I accidentally consumed a hefty amount of syrup-infused hallucinogens? I mean, who knew that making waffles could involve an elaborate ritual of flipping switches and waiting for green lights? By the end of it, I was left questioning if I was actually capable of making breakfast or if I’d just signed up for a cooking class at a culinary academy that only accepted advanced quantum physicists. All I wanted was a waffle, not a PhD in waffleology!
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Reviewing the instructions for this waffle maker made me doubt my sobriety: The Operating Method.
D
I think I’m sober but I’m certain I smell toast. Skutbsud innncclk zeeebarrrrd.
N
Excrescent phenomenon is incredible and makes me wonder if this waffle maker could open a portal to the upside down.
G
“(3) After the machine has heated, smear some food oil on the top and bottom template, put the ice cream powder on the bottom template, cover the top template, settle the timer to the need of time, heat up to the enactment time and it will remind that your time has already arrived…”
S
I feel like that waffle maker is going to result in lead poisoning.
F
Please do the translator to provide the english
B
I was in France and doing laundry. The instructions were translated into “English.” The *very first sentence*–even before anything else like turn the thing on, or gather your laundry–began: “If you are washing heavily soiled underpants…”
J
The ice cream skin has already been made well. Heat up to the enactment time and it will remind you that your time has already arrived. Um…sir, is that a…threat?
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