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CarPlay in China

Last summer, I took a road trip through China and decided to rely on my trusty car’s navigation system to explore the countryside. I plugged in my phone for CarPlay, expecting smooth directions and great tunes. Instead, the system decided to take me on a wild ride—literally! It started mixing up my playlists with bizarre Chinese pop songs that had me jamming out to tunes about noodles and pandas while it navigated me straight into the heart of a bustling market.
Picture me, a confused foreigner, trying to follow directions while simultaneously being serenaded by a catchy tune about dumplings! I ended up parking in the middle of the market, dancing in my seat, and attracting a crowd who thought I was doing some sort of spontaneous street performance. Let’s just say my attempts at asking for directions in broken Mandarin while still jamming out made for one unforgettable (and slightly embarrassing) day!

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Inevitable_Pea_6798 • 103 points
chang f\*\*\*\* your mom 😀

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Goldust24k_A • 10 points
It’s a bit more like “Ching f# you mum”

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alexanderpas • 3 points
More like “Chain up you mum”

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computerman10367 • 51 points
That’s the best looking aftermarket drop-in replacement radio I’ve probably ever seen. Usually, they look like a jank ass iPad tesla screen.

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dakotanorth8 • 11 points
Yeah the guy was likely showing the prior wiring harness. Yes you need a slight amount of technical/logical knowledge to install anything in a car.

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non3type • 1 points
Some of the ones that replace OEM screens and have to integrate more tightly to the vehicles systems are like that.

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F1eshWound • 13 points
If anyone wants the full song: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c\_Yp9nIjaOc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_Yp9nIjaOc)

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SourCreamFeen • 20 points
This shouldn’t be this funny😭😭😭

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JimmiJimJimmiJimJim • 8 points
It’s that pause before the fuck you that gets me.

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lateralspin • 4 points
Almost like reggae. “Faark yar maan Taastic.”

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Masterofunlocking1 • 4 points
Im fucking crying over this

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sugar_plane • 5 points
Funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute

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bionicjoe • 2 points
The cake is a lie. Fuck you, mom.

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Mysterious_Guava8825 • 1 points
It’s the pause that tells you a “fuck you” is loading.

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Responsible-Yam9184 • 1 points
my brother dosnt even mess around with car play / re-wire that stuff any more / replace screens like that, he just finds custom already made shells not sure what you call it but the things that replace that whole area where he can slide a iPad into and make it look like its a screen when it slides in then slides out when he leaves the car. now thanks to 3D printers he just makes his own.

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psaux_grep • 2 points
Would love to be a passenger in his car when the airbags go off. /s

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Bob_Juan_Santos • 1 points
heh, those southerners sure have a sense of humour.

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babysharkdoodoodoo • 1 points
The lyrics literally say “please don’t ask” 🤣

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Thick_Expression_796 • 1 points
😂

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