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Is This the Ultimate Christmas Card?

Last Christmas, I decided to get a little creative with my holiday cards. Instead of the usual family photo, I thought it would be hilarious to dress my dog up as Santa and snap a picture with him surrounded by a pile of chew toys. I even added a speech bubble that read, “All I want for Christmas is a belly rub!” Feeling proud of my masterpiece, I sent it out to everyone on my list.
A few weeks later, I received a response from my grandma, who was clearly confused. She sent me a card back with a picture of her cat in a Santa hat and a note saying, “I think Fluffy might be jealous!” Apparently, my grandma mistook my dog’s festive spirit for some kind of interspecies holiday rivalry! Now, instead of a simple Christmas card exchange, we’ve started a hilarious competition, and I’m just waiting for Fluffy’s next move—maybe a reindeer outfit?

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killertomatofrommars • 59 points
I had a heart attack Monday morning. I’m alright. Ok it says Friday. In case anyone couldnt read it

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Worried-Fox7089 • 21 points
It was on Friday, wasn’t it?

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killertomatofrommars • 7 points
You might be right lol.

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Aware-Maximum6663 • 10 points
No might about it. It says Friday

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ooaussieoo • 2 points
The dude just had a heart attack. Give his writing a break

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boxsterguy • 3 points
You wouldn’t dot the ‘d’ in Monday like you would for Friday.

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civex • 1 points
I think it says mowing. She had a heart attack mowing.

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HargorTheHairy • 15 points
I like how Mark is an afterthought

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Iseefalsepeople • 12 points
My wife’s Dad, who lives in Aus (we’re UK) texted her to wish her a happy Christmas a few days ago. Not sure if they are estranged but she’s seen him twice in the 30 years we’ve been together. His P.S. was “Oh, and I’ve got Leukaemia”.

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corvus7corax • 3 points
Genetically she might be able to be a donor to cure him. She might want to give it some thought in case he asks.

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peridotpicacho • 9 points
I think she did well to get a Christmas card in the mail after having a heart attack. I can’t get them out even without a heart attack. I still have one I didn’t send yet.

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JanitorKarl • 5 points
OP is correct – It’s not funny, but it’s really funny.

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msnmck • 0 points
I hope Jualea is okay. Edit: Wait. That must be an “L.” I hope Lualea is okay.

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peridotpicacho • 14 points
Where are you getting this from? It says Lucille.

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