The Buck Possesses Every Antler
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Buck Possesses Every Single Antler

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Poor guy, it looks heavy.
N
Carrying all that weight though, think of the gains bro
J
Neck on him like a rugby thigh
K
Or a woman’s softball team thigh.
J
Life-saving 🤌🏼
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Never miss Neck Day
N
Alex Jones is so envious of that deer’s neck girth.
T
“They’re putting chemicals in the grass that turn the fricken deer gay!”
D
Also envious of that deers non negative net worth.
B
On a grass diet? They should eat soy.
M
They will eat other animals and carrion. I’m guessing a buck growing a set like this will eat anything it can get.
D
I saw a horse eat a farm rat. (They are bigger than normal rats) and I don’t think he was even hungry he had food everywhere. I think he just wanted to do it.
D
I believe that’s usually from a vitamin deficiency, where they will end up seeking/craving that sort of thing. Or could always be it was under stimulated and was being a dick.
M
Yeah, they sure will and they don’t even grow antlers. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJopqdzKSNQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJopqdzKSNQ)
S
Yup herbivores sometimes have a surprising amount of meat in their diet only few are really totally vegan so to say…
J
Sounds like Joe Rogan. “If Deer ate venison they’d have so much more energy!”.
R
Think of how rough it must be for that short time when only one has broken off
U
If somebody was driving in their car right after a beer and saw a bump shaped like a deer, hitting this dude would destroy the car
V
Heavy is the crown
E
Who wears the head
Z
Lol, so many people misquote that. Good on you
L
The deer version of having big breasts
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Ironically yes. Heard a story once about the bigger the antlers the more likely deer were to mate widely. At the same time the selection of large antlered deer led to males with such big antlers that their necks would break under the weight. Natural selection doesn’t always select the fittist essentially. Further reason why all this social darwinism shit we’re spoon fed these days by mainstream media is utter bullshit.
M
Neck-game stronger than Nancy Reagan.
F
Gonna take more than a 40 point buck to take down Nancy “The Throat Goat” Reagan.
I
Blasphemy
L
That’s the least of his worries. A trophy hunter is going to relieve him of that rack soon.
B
Looks like a deer farm, so probably not.
L
What do you think a deer with a rack like that is being bred for? “Hunters” pay a lot of money to “hunt” them. https://medium.com/re-form/antler-farm-dbd3ba1ec3f2
J
Sure, canned hunts are a thing, but this guy’s yearly sheds are probably worth more than selling him for a 1 time hunt. A lot of sporting goods retailers would pay big money to have those mounted in one of their stores.
B
A lot of people aren’t aware that antlers shed and horns do not shed. Live in an area with deer long enough and you can pick up quite a collection on walks.
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I Think you hit the nail on the head here. He is probably selectively bread to have crazy antlers like that.
S
Neck day at the gym
S
tfor real, that looks like a struggle, hope he gets some help soon
S
He must get so much whitetail.
F
Sheeeeeeyat. My man gets all the whitetail, dovetail, chemtrail, nature trail, you name it.
V
He must go to Everest College!
T
yeah, I get A LOT of Doe, they go to another school, you probably haven’t heard of it…
2
Trail mix ?
C
Whitetail, Dovetail, Chemtrail, Nature Trail, Lakers in 5
D
Lakers in 5 baby.
9
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice
S
🫱🏼🫲🏻
D
Take my upvote, you stinking bastard.
K
They call him Giannis Antlerkounmpo cuz he’s a forty point Buck.
R
He has a wife, you know…
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Her name is Buckis Fuckus.
B
Masterful.
C
50 point
N
Not 49 not 51. 50.
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