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She’s definitely terminated😭😭
G
“yes, boss, dishes are done”
S
dishes are done, man!
V
I’m right on top of that, Rose!
F
Holy shit a Don’t Tell Mom reference in 2025? And *two* of them? Now that’s some deep ancient cryptid sighting shit.
C
Wife and I just rewatched it a couple weeks ago. Neither of us had seen it since sometime in the 90s. Still holds up. And David Duchovny as a slimeball pre X-Files was pretty funny. Not so fun fact: the middle brother, the one obsessing over his girlfriend, had drug problems while on set. He ended up dying from an overdose a few years later.
G
Wow, he was so young during that movie! Only 15 and it was one of his first roles. Apparently they had to cut scenes with him to keep production rolling?
K
out of the depths of time there came a reference
D
Use this reference every time I finish loading the dishwasher.
E
Don’t Tell Mom the Cleaning Lady’s Fired
T
iUnderstoodThatReference.gif
B
Totally done…for.
L
Dude missed chance to say totally done floor
C
“You know who else is done?”
K
***”MY MOOOM!”***
M
Classic muscle man
H
“To shards, you say?”
A
lol right? like you gotta keep that energy for everything else too
K
Done for. You missed a word.
C
“Done for”
F
Uhhh, why don’t they have a dumbwaiter for precisely these situations?
I
I think it’s a waitress.
V
Nice.
S
Nice
L
Apparently they do
C
You’re looking at her.
C
A lot of dumb waiters wouldn’t handle that weight.
E
She’s lucky enough to have a wide staircase. My ex used to always complain about having to run supplies up and down the staircase at the restaurant she worked at.
A
They have a dumb waitress instead.
1
I dunno. Looked pretty fucking dumb to me.
H
That’s when you pack up, leave, and don’t come back.
R
Yeah, I’m not cleaning that up just to get fired right after
F
It’s from a family run restaurant
D
Get where you’re going with this… maybe her family sucks and it’s time to move on
S
She always looked up to Gallager and dreamed of a career in prop comedy but was forced to live her parents dream and work in their 3rd generation restaurant.
T
Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!
M
I mean, based on that video I’m not sure her family is the problem here.
B
Is that why they are able to put this obviously two-person task onto one person? they wont sue or quit?
R
You can be fired from your family
I
Well getting fired is going to make family get togethers awkward.
W
Yeah just make someone else clean up your huge fuck up.
R
If I’m about to get fired from what’s likely a minimum wage job that makes me do stuff like this alone and probably won’t even be on my resume when I apply down the street, fuck it
S
She was fired before the dishes hit the ground.
A
Had a similar situation in a packed sports bar during the NFL playoffs. Had a tall stack of glasses on wheels and had to push it up a ramp and the wheel spun on itself and the whole thing tipped. Much cheering and clapping and “job opening”s were had. Contemplated leaving but decided not too when I realized being poor sucks.
E
just remember that the cost of whatever you broke, thecompany makes a 100x every day
A
It was at a casino so gotta add a few zeros onto that lol.
C
Opa! I had a waiter drop 411 bread and butter plates next to me in the disk tank. It is still the loudest thing Ove ever heard
B
I was working construction inside a building. One floor was completely empty, no one working on it, no studs up just wide open. One carpenter went to do something up on a ladder and accidentally broke off a sprinkler head. He didn’t tell anyone, left his tool belt at the base of the ladder and walked off the jobsite. Obviously it caused a big flood since by the time anyone knew what happened the water filled up the floor and was cascading down the stairs to lower floors. It’s pretty funny someone would do such a thing.
P
That’s fucked up though, he couldn’t even tell someone to shut off the water?
G
Over what? That’s not fine china, it’s like $150 worth of cheap tableware from a hospitality supplier.
N
The dishes are done man.
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