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Last weekend, I decided to finally tackle the mountain of laundry that had been growing in the corner of my room. As I sorted through the clothes, I stumbled upon a shirt I hadn’t worn since high school, complete with a faded graphic that screamed “cool” back in the day. Feeling nostalgic, I put it on and strutted around the house, convinced I was still the trendsetter I once thought I was. My dog, however, seemed less impressed and gave me a look that could only be interpreted as, “Are you really wearing that?”
The hilarity peaked when I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and realized that the shirt was not just outdated—it was also two sizes too small. I looked like a sausage ready to burst! Just then, my partner walked in, raised an eyebrow, and said, “Wow, this is so apt,” which made me burst out laughing. It was perfect! In that moment, I wasn’t just wearing an old shirt; I was a walking metaphor for my midlife crisis!
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This is very fitting.
P
He’s Wolverine but his body ages faster, not slower.
H
He is oldurine
S
Old urine?
P
shhh, keep your voice down, you’d Piss him off.
B
LoGone Too Soon
T
Showing this to my boss at our next 5am check in, wish me luck. For real though, I’ve worked a lot of overnights at my company and every time I think “why am I shortening my life for these fuckers”
N
Can relate man. 🤧
A
I miss nights 3 years on days and my body still aches constantly and I sleep like garbage. Give me back my ngihtshiifftt
D
Don’t I know it. The Chemical Worker’s Song was my mantra back in my night shift days — got stuck on that shift for over a year. It was absolutely awful.
T
This guy looks like he lost his pot of gold and got kicked out of the leprechaun’s guild.
P
Andy Circus
W
in my experience it’s actually the opposite, the lack of sun damage to the skin makes night people look younger then they really are.
J
Accurate
A
Still easier than mornings.
M
I feel this. After a few months on the night shift, the sun starts to feel like a personal attack.
H
Looks like your average wook
G
Loved working 3rd shift. The extra 30% pay was well worth it.
F
I had so many people try to fight me working late! 5 – midnight, and it was insane! There was a busy bar across the street. I was at a gas station. If you pick on a service person while drunk, I wish you all the worst.
S
idk what apt means. DOWNVOTE!
T
I’ll take my night shifts considering it means I’m only at work half the year. 24 break as we swap to them is a nice bonus too
M
“my name is Hans Moleman. I’m 31 years old!”
T
Great timing. My son was just told by his boss that he needs to work night shift for one week. This will make his day.
I
\*make his night
G
It’s Mr Tumnus…from Narnia
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