Miniverse was aware…

It was a typical Tuesday morning when Jerry, a self-proclaimed “master of minimalism,” decided to declutter his life by tossing out everything he owned. After hours of sorting through old magazines, clothes that no longer fit, and a mysterious collection of rubber bands, he stood in his now sparsely furnished living room, feeling like a zen guru. But as he glanced at the single chair remaining, he realized he might have gone a tad too far. He plopped down and immediately heard a creak that echoed like a sad trumpet, causing him to ponder if he had just declared war on furniture.
The irony of Jerry trying to simplify his life while simultaneously finding himself chairless in a room that now resembled a vacant art gallery was not lost on him. His friends would later tease him about the “minimalist throne” that held court in his empty castle, where the only audience was a solitary potted plant. Miniverse knew he’d gone too far—but hey, at least the plant was thriving!