Son lost in fantasy football and ended up going on a date with this attractive girl.

So, my son was knee-deep in the world of fantasy football, determined to take home the championship trophy. He was glued to his laptop, obsessively researching player stats and trade rumors, all while neglecting his social life. But when he lost a bet to his friends for his abysmal team choices, he found himself reluctantly agreeing to go on a date with a gorgeous girl who was far out of his league. As you can imagine, the boy who could recite player yards like a sports encyclopedia was now fumbling through small talk like he was trying to explain the offside rule to a cat.
Watching him prepare for this date was like watching a deer in headlights—he’d practice his lines in front of the mirror, only to panic and accidentally recite fantasy football statistics instead of compliments. When he finally met her, he couldn’t help but drop a “You know, if you were a running back, you’d be a total touchdown!” Talk about a conversation killer! The date ended with him swiping left on the chance to see her again, but hey, at least he learned that scoring points in real life doesn’t involve a fantasy draft.