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One day, Sarah decided to surprise her husband, Tom, by organizing their home office. As she sifted through piles of paperwork, she stumbled upon two measurement cards: one marked “His” and the other “Hers.” Curious, she unfolded Tom’s card, which had a simple line reading “5 inches” next to a doodle of a fish. Meanwhile, her card was filled with elaborate notes, charts, and even a graph showing the precise dimensions of their living room couch.
It turned out that while Tom was measuring his catch of the day, Sarah had taken her measurements to a whole new level, practically creating a blueprint for their home. The stark contrast between the two cards perfectly captured their personalities—Tom, the laid-back fisherman, and Sarah, the meticulous planner. When she showed him the cards, they both burst into laughter, realizing that in the battle of “His vs. Hers,” it was clear who was really running the show at home!
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Measurement Cards for Him and Her
G
I never knew that was a thing either, but women’s nipples can get to a diameter of 30mm? Thats crazy!
M
I said the same shit but absolutely not shocked. And it’s meant JUST for the nipple, not the whole areola! Fucking wild lmao.
G
My mum saw me showing my partner and reckons yeah that’s pretty normal when pregnant. Im shook!
S
Good to see that she is metric, not imperial
S
Rebel scum
S
Let’s see Paul Allen’s card.
C
TIL there are nipple rulers.
M
Reddit still has usefulness!
B
I was like, “How is this his and hers. What’s funny?” Then I read the post…. I know that a woman’s body goes thru major changes from pregnancy, but 30mm? The human body amazes me how it adapts to different situations.
M
Yeah this is our third and it still shocks me with how the whole process of pregnancy just functions. Especially in the third trimester when you see an elbow or foot pushing through like it’s trying to pop out Alien style. Kudos to my wife because I can’t imagine pushing a kid through my dick hole. To all you mothers out there, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE AND INCREDIBLE WORK!
B
Couldn’t have said it better. Definitely, thank you Moms. I have a video of my first girls hand waving across her belly. Weirded me out for a while. But yeah, it’s a pretty awesome thing.
R
That’s hilarious and congrats! As a machinist, I quite like your card, very cool!
M
Thank you! My pops gave it to me over 20 years ago with my first tool set. Have been holding onto every single tool he’s given me since and always find a use one day.
G
That might be one use for it, but those are common with geometry and the Canadian school system did use them during math
M
I’m sure there are hundreds of uses for both cards. Hers was just marketed specifically for breast feeding.
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