My neighbor purchased a new RV and prepared it just in time for Christmas.

So, my neighbor Bob decided that this Christmas was the perfect time to unveil his shiny new RV, which he claimed was “the ultimate holiday getaway.” He parked it right in front of his house, decked it out with twinkling lights, and even strung tinsel around the awning. To top it all off, he set up a giant inflatable Santa on the roof, giving it a distinct “Santa’s sleigh on wheels” vibe.
The only problem? Bob forgot to account for the fact that the RV was roughly the size of a small house, and it completely blocked my view of the neighborhood’s annual Christmas light display. So there I was, sipping hot cocoa and squinting through a sea of plastic reindeer, while Bob’s RV loomed large like a holiday UFO. I couldn’t decide whether to be annoyed or to applaud his commitment to spreading holiday cheer—though I’m pretty sure the inflatable Santa was judging me for not being festive enough!