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A woman in a mermaid costume was nearly swallowed by a sturgeon in an aquarium.
C
It’s the way it yanks her neck, that’s a fuck no and good day from me.
I
I cannot imagine what that experience would be like for her. The professionalism not to suck in a lung full of air after that surprise
C
Imagine what her eyes saw from looking at people to feeling something swallow your head whole
M
It eats her glasses.
U
Ze goggles, zey do nothing!
H
“up and at them”
G
“…Up and ATOM!”
L
Up and AT THEM
S
This is real acid people, so i want to see goggles
S
Real acid…?
E
How hornswoggled would you be to to learn that the quote is, in fact, “[The goggles do nothing!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkaBT-u7qn8)”?
I
It instantaneously not just fully engulfs her head but pulls it into her mouth. Gawt daymn
F
It’s an odd memory but a horse did that to me as a child. One second field and horse, next second all black. No harm done, just a lasting memory.
C
How small was your head??? Horses do not have mouths that big haha
F
I was young and I only remember my perspective, I’m sure it didn’t swallow my head whole or anything. Edit: I wouldn’t have thought sturgeons mouths were that big either.
M
Horses are opportunistic carnivores! I’ve seen them eat baby chicks. “If its head is small, you must eat it all”
L
Horses are pretty smart and also quite powerful. If there was no injury, horsey was just playing around a bit.
T
>horsey was just ~~playing~~ horsing around a bit. C’mon man, it was right there!
L
I’m sorry, it was late and I was sleepy!
V
Were you using delicious oats-flavored shampoo at home maybe?
B
They obviously didn’t tell her what happened to the last mermaid that worked there 😭
H
Think of the smell!
N
You haven’t thought of the smell you bitch!
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L
I almost died from reading this. You magnifi-scent bastard.
T
Yeah, smells like drowning.
J
lung full of air?
L
The instinct to suck in air not to conjure it underwater /j
I
Going frame by frame it’s insane to see the mouth create a vacuum that sucks her head in sideways before even making contact. She had no control over that situation whatsoever, kinda terrifying.
F
[The way their mouths work](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yYSkg9FyhPg) is really fascinating.
I
Of course there’s a Ze Frank on this thing
F
Yeah, the way it uses suction power to bring her in is crazy lol
C
pulled her goggles off her face
A
MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
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she is soo lucky that it doesn’t have teeth
D
They doesn’t need teeth to totally crush what’s in their mouth. She is lucky that he probably didn’t like the taste or something.
D
Fish Special tomorrow!
D
Well no wonder she wanted to get on land. Oceans are scary!!
Z
Do not watch Peters Jacksons King Kong (2005), certain scene reminds me a lot of this horror
P
The universal hair-in-mouth reaction.
L
Bass to mouth
W
This is why you should never go bass to mouth
F
or was it ass to trout?
L
God damn. Hope she’s okay. IIRC most types of sturgeon don’t really have teeth, I hope this was one of those
D
Yeah, looks like it just shluped the goggles off her face, so she went up to catch her breath and get new goggles.
N
> and get new goggles. The fuck for? I sure as shit wouldn’t be going back in there.
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I’d be firing up the LinkedIn account *immediately*
C
“Here’s what being gobbled by a sturgeon taught me about B2B sales…”
F
So this young woman in an interview today said she was “gobbled by a sturgeon” and I just let things continue but I honestly don’t remember anything else she said after that. I was just trying to figure what it could be slang for but was too afraid to ask. This new generation is too weird.
C
I’m laughing my ass off at this comment thread. My eyes are as wet as this mermaids after the sturgeon took her goggles
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