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Title: Feeding Time…
Last night, I was attempting to feed my cat, Mittens, who behaves like she’s auditioning for a daytime soap opera. Mittens sat elegantly by her bowl, eyes glazing over dramatically while waiting for me to serve her dinner. In the middle of my grand presentation complete with jazz hands (don’t ask why I thought this was relevant), I accidentally spilled half the bag of kibble everywhere. Mittens looked at me as if gauging whether to call the manager or knock over another house plant in protest.
What made this particularly hilarious was Mittens’ reaction. She carefully scrutinized the scattered kibble, gave me a judgmental side-eye, and then proceeded to nibble off the mess like she was living her best life with a giant food buffet. I spent ten minutes cleaning up while Mittens lounged around looking like a queen served by her loyal but clumsy staff. Feeding time turned into a comedy show starring a diva cat and her hopelessly inadequate human companion.
in Funny
It’s time to eat…
S
Just a reminder that everything is weird until you’re used to it
H
That’s why I keep drinking breast milk
D
Finally I can dance, knowing that someone thinks it’s okay for me to piss my pants! Hey, it’s not so bad, I’m wearing a pad! (Obligatory clarification it’s a joke.)
N
At least we don’t eat their shit.
V
I mean… (gestures at koalas)
S
Gesture at koalas !? Wdym
V
Mother koalas exude “fecal pap” from their intestines for their babies to eat. It gives the joeys the gut bacteria they need to break down eucalyptus leaves. So yeah, some of us mammals do eat our parent’s shit.
U
You don’t??
S
*Baby mammals
3
Why is there an invisible couch in the park though
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