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Wishing You a Joyful New Year!

Title: Happy New Year!
As the countdown to midnight reached its final seconds, Mark stood nervously in the living room, gripping his glass of champagne a bit too tightly. His family gathered around the TV, the excitement palpable. The clock struck twelve, everyone shouted “Happy New Year!”, and champagne corks flew, confetti rained down. In that celebratory chaos, Mark’s dog, Max, decided this was the perfect moment to absolutely lose his mind. Max leapt onto the table, knocking over snacks, decorations, and eventually the TV remote. The TV switched from the peaceful fireworks display to an intense nature documentary showcasing the mating habits of giant tortoises.
The unexpected switch from a festive countdown to giant tortoises mating is hilariously absurd and jarring. Max’s exuberant intrusion turned a joyous family moment into a laugh-out-loud spectacle. Everyone’s confusion at first, followed by uncontrollable laughter, made it a New Year’s Eve to remember – proving that sometimes the best moments are born from pure, unpredictable chaos.

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uespiiiiii • 934 points
this is me!

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miserylovescomputers • 164 points
Thanks for making so many great videos! You bring so much joy to the internet. 🥰

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GirthyPigeon • 60 points
You are a legend and your work is loved and appreciated.

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hmcfuego • 36 points
Bbbbrrrooooo, I’m replying to a comment from a LEGEND.

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Hot-Counter-7707 • 8 points
Pls marry me

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NotDoneBeforeNow • 19 points
Holy shit! Thanks for all the laughs over the years, you are so funny and inventive!

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craftermath • 6 points
Thank you for all laughs over the years!!

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M1L0 • 3 points
Legend!

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rhino4231 • 2 points
You’re a legend. How many takes before finally getting it right?

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MexiCantGripGloves • 1,203 points
The legend!

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PsyOpBunnyHop • 352 points
No matter what 2026 has to throw at us, he has our back.

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CLOWNSwithyouJOKERS • 120 points
With his front.

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Geoff4321 • 64 points
Fully covered

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moonhexx • 36 points
Under the covers

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Ophukk • 18 points
u/uespiiiiii, show yourself!

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CharcoalGreyWolf • 3 points
And one’s bigger than the other.

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ProposalFreed • 4 points
looks like i need to be sluttier in 2026

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No_Relative_1870 • 8 points
Next Level… The legend

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KingWooz • 336 points
This guy is always awesome. Happy New Year all!

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omicronian_express • 19 points
New years for me in 33 minutes, but Happy New years el duderino.

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CaptainPunisher • 14 points
You’re not into the whole brevity thing, I see.

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TippsAttack • 147 points
He lives!

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xxgiggsxx • 102 points
@uespiiiiii on Instagram. He’s extremely active, usually posts once or twice a day. All very random, all very funny

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Just_the_questions1 • 26 points
He’s also on reddit with the same username.

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thermal_envelope • 6 points
I feel like I need to just have him pop up in my life rather than seeking him out. Somehow I always see him right when I really need it.

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MeKillStuff • 14 points
His apartment looks a lot nicer than back in the day. Good for him. The GOAT

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Lopoloma • 81 points
I showed one of this dudes vidd to a cousin and my whole family thinks now I am gay with a kink for little plump asian boys. I couldn’t be bothered less about their opinion.

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Upvotespoodles • 34 points
He made all men and women a little gay for plump Asian boys.

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SoraUsagi • 8 points
Wait, you’re not?

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A_lone_gunman • 2 points
Hey man, you’re gay, you’re gay you know

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