He’s not up for it tonight.
in WTF
Dude’s had enough for the night

L
Dude wouldn’t survive 5 minutes at a Waffle House.
D
Sir, this is a Wendys.
J
Factual
M
Big if true
U
What the fuck is up Dennys!
P
lol true bro
N
Wsb user after posting gains and not selling..
P
Or Popeyes
Z
I’ve seen Popeye workers kick someone’s ass and without a beat get my chicken sandwich that just got done and serve it to me.
K
Amazing service, you got dinner and a show
R
They know what I expect from them. Delicious chicken, and anyone possibly standing in the way of that happening needs handled.
J
Ive never had Popeyes and have lived across from one for 3 years…what the best thing on the menu if I hate pickles?
Q
Fried chicken, no pickles.
T
When you’re right, you’re right…. But maybe spicy?
N
Yep always go spicy at Popeyes. I find them to be one of the most inconsistent fast food places though. Like every once in a while it’s like the best fried chicken. But most of the time it’s cool/dry/over breaded etc. And this is for multiple Popeyes in multiple states. When it’s good though, it’s sooo good.
D
You won’t get what you ordered, and it will be delicious.
B
Red beans and rice go hard.
I
My dude
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I cannot drive away from there without a family size red beans and rice. Sometimes it’s all I get from there.
P
Spicy chicken sandwich, just ask for no pickles. Spicy tendies are divine too. Honestly all of their chicken is good. Great crunch.
P
Yeah, I grew up in the hood in Mississippi and Popeyes and Church’s was the only restaurants in my part of town. Everyone knew to be on their best behavior when entering those stores.
R
Oh, God. Church’s 🤤
H
Philly wawa if you’ve seen the clip you know
S
20 years of my life I’ve dealt with that lol. Wawa during daylight normal hours are mostly low key. night time and bar hours.. it’s lit
R
30 or so years ago, the DukinWaTacoHut (Combo Dunkin Donuts, WaWa, Taco Bell, and PizzaHut) in West Philly was great at about 2AM….
E
I mean he literally punched through a drive thru window. Those things are at least an half an inch thick. Shows conviction and focus imo. He might need to defeat Popeyes before challenging waffle house though
S
What about that one place where a janitor at window shoved the mop straight down perpetrator’s throat saying “Come ousside.”
A
I mean, he’d probably live but it wouldn’t be a good life.
E
“Oh, you’re going to use a camera and get a clear image of my face?! Well, watch me commit a crime!”
T
“You think I’m not fucking around?” “I mean, yeah, that’s why I took out a camera, because you threatened me and I figured you were being serious. And then you committed a few crimes by trying to assault me, causing property damage, legitimate bodily harm, all while disturbing the peace. But yeah, I’m the loser, I guess, guy walking through the drivethrough meant for cars.”
B
I guess he showed him
D
Only if he stops at the Stop Sign before walking out
C
Dedication is key.
W
This is what your high school bully looks like at 35.
P
I grew up with this guy. He wasn’t a high school bully. His dad died when he was like 11 or 12. He was a chill kid but a little impulsive. In recent years he turned into an alcoholic. He’s fucked up but he’s never been a bully, just sick
A
I wish it was. Mine is rich and successful and has a loving family while being able afford luxury vacations on a nearly monthly basis to make everlasting memories with his wife and kids.
H
Why are you so close to your bully after all these years.
P
Plot twist he was the bully
D
That sucks. My grade school bully is a thrice divorced alcoholic who works at a shitty buy-here-pay-here car lot in New Jersey. He may have won the battle, I definitely won the war.
D
The only bullyish people we had at my high school were the wannabe gangbangers, but they were dumb and acted like toddlers. Not really sure what happened to any of them. I my case the high school druggies are the ones dropping like flies, or going to prison for murder and the like. Just stick with weed or alcohol ladies and gentlemen.
J
I want to see act 2: finding out
D
F♧♤K YOU!!!! GIVE ME MY NUGGET SAUCE MFER!!!!!
S
A longer video was posted in r/publicfreakout he drove through but came back on foot This comment has the news story https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/2KHDtyiM2c
R
It’s sad that we’re conditioned to think slop sites like that are “news articles” now when in reality every useless paragraph on that web page is meaningless. It’s an AI summary of the reddit thread 🙄
M
And nothing happened after the video summary ends for the article.
D
That’s not a news story. That’s someone summarizing the reddit post.
D
I’ve seen a lot of “news” articles that are exactly that.
J
I’m not gonna lie, I’ve tried to walk through a drivethru because I was taught drunk driving was bad, literally was super polite and patient and offered to tip and still got denied. Like, I guess I’m unc bc when I worked food service wed say go sit in the grass we’ll bring your food to you now get out of the way? Obviously this situation is different, but brought up some old muchies trauma.
E
I used to walk through the drive thru at the nearest McDonalds when walking my dog. But only if no other cars were around. And the staff seemed to get a kick out of it (would sometimes come out and say hi to my dog). I’d order two ice cream cones, one for him and one for me, and sometimes they’d have them ready to go already if they saw me walking up. It was awesome. Sadly Boomer passed away almost two years ago, so haven’t gone since though.
T
Aw rip boomer. Sounds like he was a cool ass dog
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