It was my niece’s first birthday, and the family decided to throw a big bash, complete with balloons, cake, and a questionable number of party hats. As eager relatives gathered around, the little birthday girl was blissfully unaware of the commotion, fixated instead on her very own giant cupcake. We all watched, eagerly anticipating her first taste of sugar, thinking she’d either love it or make a mess that would be Instagram-worthy. Just as she dove face-first into the frosting, everyone gasped, not out of excitement, but in horror as she erupted into a full-on meltdown, frosting-covered hands waving in despair at the texture of the cake.
It turns out that her strong dislike for cake was apparent the moment we put a sugary treat in front of her. Instead of joy, we got a mini diva performance that involved more tears and less sugar than expected. As she cried, we all burst into laughter, our plans for a Pinterest-perfect birthday party shattered. The cake went untouched, and her parents were left to explain to the guests that “firmly refusing cake” probably wasn’t a new dietary trend. Who knew that a cupcake could lead to such entertaining chaos?
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Commemorating a first birthday
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N
Well Obviously it’s a boy…
B
Cos it’s blue 🙂
T
If it’s blue, they REALLY have to take the baby to the ER!
G
Still haven’t decided yet on that circumcision, hmmm?
B
There’s a movie about blue people, he should be fine. He just can’t breathe oxygen
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He’s blue ^(If he was green he would die)
K
New lyrics unlocked 🎵🎶🎵🎶
B
Being green is just ridiculous. I am an anti green skin supporter
B
I mean like aliens
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I don’t want to offend any of my green skinned fellows
F
To avoid long term injury, seek immediate medical help for an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
M
Well it’s not a pity party because the balloons aren’t blue, am I right guys?
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😅
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Yeah..let’s go with that
J
Ultrasound tech: “It’s a boy!” My husband: “How can you tell?” Ultrasound tech: “Well, this is the pubic area and, as you can see, we have an ‘outie’…” That right there is an outie.
F
…and what a boy!
J
They’re judt commemorating conception. Do not ring until the next day.
T
One year old and already throwing very questionable parties
C
What’s questionable about a bris?
R
When it’s used to sexually harass someone. Poor guy was just out of high school, and didn’t stand up for himself. Walked over to the two women, and let them know I found it in bad taste, antisemitic, and sexually harassing, and I’d let HR know next time I heard them say anything. They stopped.
C
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
R
Sorry. It’s one of the few times a bris ever came up in my life, and so it’s something I think about when it gets mentioned. The women found out the kid was jewish and kept asking if he’d had one.
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😆
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It’s a ….. It’s a ….. It’s a rocket ship!
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I understood that reference
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A few min later… “Okay, it does looks like a dick”
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I think this may be a different kind of party
J
Blue man group doing some funky ass house parties now
F
I mean, that’s how it all started. I like to remind my kids that they’re proof their mom thought I was cute. At least a few times.
K
Apparently they still have a flying fuck to give.
F
🥇🏆😂 thank you for that. so funny.
W
Man….have any parents done a gender reveal where they pay a sky-writer to just draw a giant dick in the sky?
K
I tried, but by the clouds had started to drift even before they were finished, and you couldn’t even tell that it was supposed to be Russel Brand.
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It’s a boy!
C
That’s what I would think it meant!
F
Plot twist: parents are already fed up and did this on purpose lol
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At least the “balls” aren’t blue!
R
If it’s the one it looks like, it’s still very bad without the white balloons.
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Celebrating a 1 year and 9 month old lay!
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Plot twist: there isn’t even a kid living there
A
Whoever tied those balloons knew exactly what they were doing
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My kid is about to have his 1st birthday party and this post gave me a great idea!
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lmao
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What’s the meaning
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Happy birthday!!
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HAHAHAHAHH
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R/mildlypenis
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Growing up so first, ready to take on the world or atleast the weekly pickup.
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