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Childcare Services

Last Friday night, I agreed to babysit my neighbor’s two kids, thinking it would be an easy gig. Within ten minutes of walking through the door, I was engaged in a fierce debate over whether unicorns or dinosaurs would win in an all-out battle. My excitement turned to sheer panic when I realized I had absolutely no idea how to mediate such a scientific inquiry. By the end of the night, the living room looked like a craft store exploded—glitter was stuck in all the wrong places, and I was wearing half a glittery dinosaur costume from their dress-up bin.
The real kicker came when I finally managed to get the kids to bed—only to find out they had set up a “secret mission” to sneak cookies without getting caught. Imagine my horror when I stumbled into the kitchen and caught them in the act, their faces smeared with chocolate chips and enough enthusiasm to fuel a small party. Instead of scolding them, I just burst out laughing and ended up joining their cookie heist, realizing that breaking the rules sometimes makes for the best babysitting memories!

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poorbeans • 940 points
Somebody doesn’t want their bath.

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lauraennick1234 • 253 points
Not many cats love that grest comment

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GANDORF57 • 48 points
^(Cat:) “Mama cat left me here to babysit,…I’m I doing this right, Hooman?”

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carmium • 4 points
What’s grest?

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SirCrazyCat • 53 points
I’m here to sit on the baby, I’m the babysitter!

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Civil_Blueberry33 • 6 points
Mrs. mcTwitter, the babysitter I think she’s a little bit crazy She thinks a babysitter’s Supposed to sit upon the baby Shel Silverstein

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SirCrazyCat • 2 points
Gumball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8gGUhfsEo8

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heymikey68 • 430 points
Walk away human. This is not your business.

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Calishoegal • 77 points
Back away. You didn’t see anything.

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GBuster49 • 20 points
And before you go, have you seen my wares?

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SaltyLonghorn • 6 points
No, honestly I was just stopping by to see if you wanted any catnip or some sardines for keeping that thing from poking me.

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Commander_Wolfe • 4 points
I have wares, *if you have coin*

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SheitelMacher • 2 points
We’re just playing….**Isn’t that right?**

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DadsRGR8 • 230 points
That’s the face that me and my siblings would make in the backseat of the family car on the way to visit some relative – while my mother would lick her thumb, reach around and grab a random kid and proceed to wipe any perceived grime off of our faces with her spittle. As we got older and there were more kids in the backseat (my parents had six) us older ones knew the drill and forced the younger ones closer to the nasty thumb with our feet against their backs. Sorry little bro, sometimes human sacrifices are necessary.

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lauraennick1234 • 34 points
Damn i love your comment so much, its recognisable

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kapitankrunch • 15 points
idk if you’re a bot but you sure are commenting like one

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lauraennick1234 • 4 points
No bots here bro only sharing great comment and i like some good comments so i react too them 😄

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Fake_William_Shatner • 9 points
Those wet wipes might have been more sanitary but they destroyed an important aspect of family bonding.

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DadsRGR8 • 8 points
“Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a miracle worker.”

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sunkistandsudafed3 • 4 points
My Gran would spit on her handkerchief and do this. I hated it so much at the time but oddly its a happy memory now. I can almost smell her perfume.

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No_Masterpiece663 • 2 points
You need a spit bath! Those days…

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DerWintersoldat21 • 34 points
Baby sitting 🚫 Sitting on the baby ✅️

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lauraennick1234 • 2 points
Sotting on the baby yayayaya 😂

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darkenseyreth • 1 points
taking it literally

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Calishoegal • 54 points
Baby smooshing

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Divinum_Fulmen • 10 points
Squish the cat

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Kashue • 39 points
> Mrs. McTwitter was the baby-sitter > > I think she’s a little bit crazy. > > She thinks a baby-sitter’s supposed > > To sit upon the baby.

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wyldmage • 13 points
Silverstein’s poetry is a core childhood memory.

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Straight_Jaguar • 40 points
Lil void must have been talkin’ smack. 😹

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lauraennick1234 • 12 points
Yeah then momma has you by the cheeks 😂

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