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What the heck? 😲
K
That shoe just entered low earth orbit.
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It’s docking with ISS.
S
Hehe. Docking.
C
COME ON TARS
R
*McConaugheying intensifies*
G
I need you to change your homoroticism setting down to a nine.
J
**This is no time for caution!**
S
**COME ON TARS!!**
H
See ya there, slick!
T
Already did. Gunna have to wait a bit for a second one if it’s needed.
H
I bet her leg transformed into a noodle.
G
No, it transformed into a meat crayon, and wrote it’s last haiku on that pavement. Farewell Adidas, gone so fast A helmet, useless Pavement, devoured cellulite.
S
Helmet is useless Pavement devours my leg Farewell, Adidas
H
Do a proper haiku next time.
G
It was as proper as her motorcycle school. Backwards as fuck.
C
5, 7, 5 not 8,5, 8
S
A meat crayon My shoe has entered orbit How am I still alive?
B
Rage bait.
M
🤣🤣🤣
S
It’s doing a flyby on 3I/Atlas at the moment
G
earth now has 3 moons.
E
It was a shoe????
M
It couldn’t be. Play frame by frame. Where it originated from plus the speed. No way it was a shoe
I
It looks like when she hit the car, her whole body did a sort of cartwheel. Her left foot slid to the right, and got ran over (throwing the shoe in the air) while her right leg went up over her head until she completely flipped.
L
I’ve played enough Kerbal to know that shoe was not on an escape vector…
R
Laughing so hard I could barely upvote
Y
I laughed so hard my cat ran from the room
G
Laughed to hard my shart scared my cat
M
Don’t think it was a shoe. When you play frame by frame, the place it originated from couldn’t have been a foot.
F
Wasn’t there an incident where an airbus hit something pretty high up?? I bet you it was her shoe!
D
Omg, I thought it was a mirror or something. I guess that explains all of the screaming. I wonder if her foot was still in it?
A
Typical. New riders tend to tilt their wrists forward, when they panic they instinctually grab tighter and straighten their arm… VROOM!
P
Trying to stop a motorcycle by dragging shoes on the pavement was quaint too. 🤦🏽
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Yea I remember doing this as a kid 🥲 Good thing it was just a small moped
B
My friend’s dad did this and dropped the bike when he was over one time. I laughed so hard cause he always acted like he was such an expert on everything.
Y
Oh it’s the best when people like that do shit like that
S
Yeah I remember doing this as a kid and flying straight off the back amusingly enough it was a small bike so I held on and the circled the bike around until I managed to get it under control. Pants and shoes shredded through (skin ok! So win in my book)
M
One day, some guy I knew lent me a little gas-powered scooter so we could go fishing together. We had to go through a muddy path in a farmer’s field before getting to the trail in the woods. It was my first time on a scooter. Thankfully, I had years of experience riding bicycles in deep snow. I instinctively tilted my wrist forward before throttling up, so my hand rested at full throttle. When I went through a very muddy part, the back wheel started spinning as I drifted left and right over the ruts and potholes. I managed to let go of the throttle once I got back onto better ground. It was wicked fun, but a bit risky for a first-time rider. I’ve learned the lesson on how to grip the throttle pretty quickly that day.
T
Whiskey throttling.
F
Yea what about steering towards the car… Some people have no survival instinct
T
When you ride you need to look past the turn. Like looking where you want to go vs where you don’t want to go. That’s because where you look is where you tend to go. You panic and stare at the danger and ride right into it. It’s called target fixation.
A
I never get that, it’s like car drivers pushing the gas pedal down when panicing. One would assume that the panic reaction would be to grab a fist full of brake lever.
T
The problem is, once it jerks you forward, you are now doing nothing but giving it gas by holding on. They cant get back up forward to actually let off. Especially non riders.
H
I remember once riding my R6 I decided to try to see how it felt to get it up to the high rpm’s (I believe it went to like 16500 or something insane). Once I got above 10k or so it felt like a rocket ship I had to literally try hard to hang onto with my legs/arms/body. I was a pretty good rider at that point but it scared the shit out of me. I had done plenty of fast accelerations but realized I was not pushing that bike even close to what it’s able to do. Watching those Isle of Man races it’s nuts knowing how hard they’re pushing their bikes
J
My buddy lost his leg on a GXR in a similar way, but the car pulled out in front of him. He said his leg flew off, hit a house, and when people got to the scene they grabbed his leg, put it upside down in a 5 gallon bucket (on ice somehow). The guy who brought it back told him “it could totally be put back on” (spoiler, it could not)
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Credit for trying I guess.
C
Much credit. Some dudes leg flies off and hits my house my first thought isn’t to empty the ice machine onto it.
J
You have an ice machine in your house? Faaaancy.
C
You have a house? Nice
S
You exist? Sweet!
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