Jake finally mustered up the courage to propose to Elena after months of planning, picking out the perfect ring, and rehearsing his speech until he could recite it in his sleep. The big day arrived, and with his heart racing, he got down on one knee in the park where they had their first date. As he opened the little box, a bird swooped down at that exact moment and knocked it out of his hand! It landed in the grass, and as he scrambled to pick it up, he shouted, “Please say yes!” to the bewildered onlookers.
Instead of just asking his future fiancée to marry him, Jake ended up creating a scene where it sounded like he was proposing to anyone amused by the chaos—a romantic gesture gone hilariously wrong! Luckily, Elena was laughing so hard she barely registered the ring (and the shocked bystanders), and by some miracle, she said yes regardless. Note to self: next time, check for birds before proposing!
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I hope she accepted.

R
Step 1, get a box.
E
Step 2, ???
J
Cut a hole in the box.
G
Step 3??
B
Put your dick in that box.
0
♫ And that’s the way you do it! ♫
K
You forgot, “Make her open the box”
A
Nah, already got dick in hole. Later virgins! 👌
0
FUCK you’re absolutely right, also it’s “junk” in that box.
B
Shit you’re right… Just watched the video for the first time in a decade. Too late though I’m not editing it lol
0
Did you cringe to see “vintage” on the thumbnail too? Reminded me I needed to take my daily multivitamin.
H
Ackshually, It’s “Put your junk in that box” *adjusts glasses*
B
Just watched the video for the first time in a decade and you’re 100% right, my memory has failed me.
L
Waltuh put your dick away
T
Step 3, Profit
H
well there seems to be a hole in the box….
M
Its you vs the cats now. Good luck.
S
Step 3: Profit
Y
Step one is cutting a hole in the box. It is assumed that any degenerate who would give this gift, has the ability to get a box, so that is not an included step.
C
I believe step 1 is ultimately to get a girlfriend
W
I spit my drink out when I saw the cameraman
C
What cameraman? I just saw a bunch of boxes holding a camera.
S
I just saw a camera holding a bunch of boxes
L
He is a knight of boxingham palace. [https://youtu.be/h5yjhF0Bjbo?si=NxBN9tev4Jx35Hh5&t=54](https://youtu.be/h5yjhF0Bjbo?si=NxBN9tev4Jx35Hh5&t=54)
B
There was a camera in one of those boxes?
L
I just saw a ballsack literally holding the entire landscape together. Are we not looking at the same video??
G
Amazon are getting worse and worse at leaving packages in secure locations
B
Damn you! Now i want to see a video where a porch pirate steal him and they end up married.
P
what do you have against box people? thats some sorta ‘ism’
C
They’re taking all our jobs!
B
There’s a job waiting for you at whatever warehouse Solid Snake needs to break in to next.
N
mm yes let us repeat this joke
B
“I laughed when I saw the punchline” what a comment, man.
N
you have misquoted me
S
…they were paraphrasing the person you were initially complaining about.
R
I remember the old days. When even the most popular subreddit threads weren’t the equivalent inanity of Youtube/Yahoo Answers/Facebook comments.
C
I was also there for the “old days”. They’ve always been iterations of the same old sentiments.
S
No. I remember clicking on random threads with high expectations of being surprised or learning something new from top comments, often from people who were specialists in whatever field was discussed. And when it was a joke/pun, it was usually a clever and creative one. Nowadays it’s a 50/50 guess whether a human or a bot reposted the same comment for the 317th time.
C
¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ I remember people complaining about the site going downhill back when I started reddit, 12 years ago.
T
To be fair… That was 2014. This site basically went to shit the very next year (when they initially announced IPO desire, quarantined subreddits from reaching r/all) and got worse the years following with Trump’s election. Went from a place full of niche discussions and a weird, haughty attitude of users, to Facebook/YouTube/Tumblr all mashed together.
8
Bro current Reddit blows but old Reddit was rage faces and cringe shit like the obsession with bacon, narwhal, and constantly referencing or quoting stupid stories like the kid who broke both his arms. Hot take: Reddit has always been kinda ass. But it’s also like the one site where you can find groups for any topic and that makes it pretty valuable. If you stay off all it’s not so bad but clearly I break my own rule because here I am.
L
I shit my pants and blood came out of my ears
D
\^ I shit this dude’s pants so hard blood came out of his ears.
A
I know I need new glasses, but I initially read that as “I got my dick out, when I saw the cameraman”. I’m so used to reddit, that my mind just assumes someone is going to say something like that.
M
I don’t think that’s a glasses problem 😬
D
Ah man, I miss old reddit. Did you ever see the butthole?
F
Tbf if this isn’t just all a joke setup and the original footage was real, he could have actually put the camera on or in another box so it wasn’t obvious what’s going on at first. That said it’s probably fake lmao
D
Well that box needs to eat a bit more potassium/magnesium or whatever so it can hold the camera a bit more steadily.
C
For real, though?
P
I misread “drink” on the first read .. true story
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