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At the community barbecue, I spotted my neighbor Dave, who had just returned from a week-long fishing trip. As he bragged about his “two-foot-long” catch, I noticed his wife rolling her eyes. Suddenly, he had the brilliant idea to demonstrate his “fishing technique” right there, using his plate of grilled chicken. In his best military voice, he shouted “Deploy the salmon!” and dramatically flung a chicken leg like a torpedo into the nearest bush, only to hear an outraged raccoon squeal back in protest.
The whole scene was a twisted mix of military precision and sheer chaos. I couldn’t help but laugh at the imagined inner dialogue of the raccoon—probably pondering how a chicken leg was an acceptable form of warfare. And then there was Dave, proudly declaring, “Hey, I was in the Air Force; I know how to air-drop a meal!” That’s right, Dave. Because there’s a huge difference between dodging enemy fire and dodging a potentially rabid raccoon on a chicken mission!
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Oh! Clearly, a retired Air Force member.
C
Sometimes both can be true. 😉
O
Never go fully retired air force.
I
Muh-muh-muh…
B
#Chair Force!
O
¿por qué no los dos?
U
Pork not lost, queef?
N
Pffft
E
Queef Latina
U
Porque no los dos?
S
If you had said marines I would be with you.
A
Offer them a crayon and see what they do.
X
They’d probably just ask for a coloring book then. And eat that too.
D
It’s not on a lifted jeep.
B
We also would have accepted ‘lifted Ram.’
S
Stop taking pictures of my car.
A
Thank you for your service, my friend.
S
It’s a tough life for them and their mental disabilities
F
Driving a Chrysler really drives home the point.
J
No, that’s the Spacial force.
C
Actually Spatial Farce is grammatically correct.
E
Yeah….you like that, you fucking…
L
Hey I get this reference
W
you stole it from me
I
Sounds like you need a new start
T
I know it’s not mine because I don’t drive a Dodge
F
The kids absolutely love it when grandpa comes to visit. They start laughing as soon as he pulls into the driveway.
S
Retardasfuck. Did I read it right.
A
I read it the same way as you did
R
Same, but to get it by the sensors: retired always/forever, air force or any number of other words…
T
We seem to be the only two who read it correctly
N
could be Rtard assfuck
E
I figured this post was from r/wallstreetbets lol
B
“Don’t worry Scro. There’s plenty of tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was tarded. She’s a pilot now”
E
Alright, so that’ll be… this many dollars. And if you could just go ahead and like, put your tattoo in that shit.
U
Weird, because the way it is typically stated is ‘, Retired’. Perhaps AF RTRD was taken. Poor dude made a last minute snap decision at the DMV
R
RTRD AF just means he might be a Marine.
B
I wouldn’t have read the original any different
A
“ohh, poor guy is dyslexic too”
A
this doesnt look like an official DMV plate, probably just a novelty plate for states that dont require a front plate.
N
Could be fake, however California has that color scheme. The license frame has enough material to cover the “California” part. https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/California-reissues-classic-black-license-plates-6344016.php
M
It’s definitely not official. Official tags require details like the state or the organization it affiliates with.
S
License plate frame might be big enough to cover all that
R
I mean that other version would also be subject to misinterpretation.
W
Is that the snap benefit we hear about?
M
It’s in a mirror so it’s flipped /s
U
Only a retired person would pick up on that.
E
Or an average /r/WallStreetBets user.
O
Above average\*
S
Picture taken in the mirror, so it’s FA DRTR? Fad rater?
C
It either fake or they flipped the image while editing.
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