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Walmart’s updated rollback approach

The other day, I walked into Walmart to grab some groceries and stumbled upon a new promotion: “Rollback Sundays.” Apparently, it wasn’t just the prices that were rolling back but the entire shopping experience. As soon as I entered, I was greeted by a staff member dressed as a giant shopping cart, who was enthusiastically rolling around the aisles, offering free samples of things I didn’t want while trying to create “rollback” moments. I have to admit, the sight of a man dressed like a cart singing “Rolling in the Deep” while dodging a couple of toddlers racing with mini shopping carts was something I didn’t know I needed in my life.
It was like Black Friday teamed up with a circus, and I was here for it. Who knew grocery shopping could turn into a theatrical production? At one point, the cart-man tried to do a dance move but ended up knocking over a display of canned beans. Instead of awkward silence, the whole aisle erupted into laughter, and suddenly we were all united by the glorious harmony of falling beans and contagious giggles. Honestly, if this is Walmart’s new strategy for getting us to enjoy shopping, count me in—just please keep the canned goods off the dance floor!

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Naval_fluff • 917 points
Maybe they mean memory rollback. They are asking you to think back to a time when things were better and these containers cost only $19.98.

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Reynholmindustries • 84 points
*New at Walmart, Rollback 360!*

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xstagex • 6 points
*A 180 you stupid spaghetti slurping cretin… 180… if I did a 360 I go completely around and end up back where I started.*

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VitaminDprived • 1 points
It’ll make you [turn 360 degrees and walk away](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=360%20degrees%20and%20walk%20away)!

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pjockey • 18 points
Pepperidge Farms remembers cookies used to cost $3.49

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merpixieblossomxo • 4 points
The cheapy knockoff Keebler elf cookies still do. If you like chocolate covered graham crackers or shortbread with caramel and chocolate, they aren’t a bad option.

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noforgayjesus • 2 points
No no they want you to remember 1998 those were simpler times.

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PhillyD760 • 1 points
Rollback…your expectations!

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National-Jackfruit32 • 408 points
They’re no longer putting price tags on clothing and jewelry so they can crank up the prices whenever they feel like it.

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sephjnr • 189 points
A civilised nation would have laws against that and enforce them.

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greentrafficcone • 49 points
They do

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pinupcthulhu • 44 points
We used to, once.

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Candycornonthefloor • -35 points
r/woosh

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SharpCheddarBS • 19 points
r/woooosh

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blipsman • 5 points
Kind of hard to do with all the yo yo tariffs where a store doesn’t know from one container to the next what tariffs it’s going to pay and need to pass along

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colemon1991 • 11 points
While I agree that’s certainly not helpful, existing stock shouldn’t affect it AND Walmart isn’t exactly broke. They can take a loss because of tariffs decided by an ouija board used by a senile person using tarot cards as its instruction manual and all of it in a foreign language the senile person doesn’t understand. Seriously, Walmart’s entire setup keeps their costs locked-in at three month intervals. Tariffs won’t affect that setup.

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DeaddyRuxpin • 5 points
And if they don’t want to take a hit on their profits because a rotting orange tweeted non sense, then they can stop supporting him and those that enable him and instead support politicians that will try to bring sanity back to the government.

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colemon1991 • 3 points
Yeah… it would be cheaper to oppose him than enable him. It’s stupid how much money is wasted by corporations simply because of “control”. Let’s spend hundreds of millions union-busting because we don’t want to give raises. Let’s bribe politicians and governments so we can penny pinch. Let’s layoff thousands of people that we have to rehire in 6 months at more pay because it looks good to shareholders. Meanwhile, if there were 1% more goodwill coming out of businesses, they’d get the same perks for like 10% of the cost and effort.

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Beavur • 1 points
Tariffs are impacted when received at the port so they are 100% affected by even spur of the moment tariffs

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gereffi • -1 points
You think that a store shouldn’t be able to have the price listed on the shelf? Every single product in the grocery store needs to be price tagged? I think the price listed on the shelf is perfectly civilized.

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sephjnr • 2 points
I responded to the post above, please re-read it. Clothing stores most of the time won’t have a price visible on the shelf, it’ll be on the garment; regardless of the setting the customer must have a fair chance of seeing the price of an item before checking it out for purchase, and depending on where one lives if there’s a discepancy between what’s on display and what’s on the register, the lowest price must apply.

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ithinarine • 0 points
Civilised places do. The problem is that the USA isn’t civilised.

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sephjnr • 0 points
That was indeed the point.

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Aedora125 • 47 points
The Target prices on clothes is insane now. I use to get a couple of shirts every season because they were cheap. I knew they would only last 1 season, but it was fine for $10 shirts/sweaters. Now they are $30-45 but still the same shit quality.

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the1stmeddlingmage • 20 points
What are you doing to them to have them last just one season? I have dirt cheap clothes I’ve been using for *years*…

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gouf78 • 5 points
The older they are the better they last.

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the1stmeddlingmage • 3 points
And the more comfortable they become 😏

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gereffi • 2 points
Survivorship bias

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Aedora125 • 1 points
True!

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iampierremonteux • -4 points
What type of washing machine are you using? Front loaders kill the clothes faster.

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