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You can just say dumbass.
F
I can’t respect anyone who self censors.
D
i do, because it’s harder for stuff to get automodded. it’s not self censor it’s skirting around censorship.
F
You’re not getting automodded for saying ass on r/wtf. Personally I wouldn’t want to participate in an online community that censors like that.
I
Yeah, what the fuck is a dumba?
D
Dumba dumba dum badum bum badum dumbadum
J
Female elephant in a circus
M
Dumbahh
K
Exactly! God sees it all anyway but now he also thinks OP is a pussy
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Snowboarder*
U
What did he light? I’m a little lost on that.
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I’m pretty sure it’s a firework arterial shell with a short/no fuse.
F
Can someone tell me why they make those with short fuses?
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It most likely was a part of a cluster of shells and the fuse didn’t fully burn on that one. Some people don’t realize that there are quick burning fuses and slow burning fuses. They find an unexploded firework and think they can light and throw it before it explodes.
C
And we call those people “dumbasses”.
F
No, dumba*s
C
Dumbats?
F
Thank you. Good answer.
I
I think it was about two inches away from being an arterial shell.
T
Could left behind from ski patrol blasting the mountain. Big ski resorts are bombed every morning when it snows to trigger avalanches before skiers can access the hill. He may have found an unexploded bomb.
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Yes, you are mistaken. If that was a frag grenade, several pieces of him would be spread over a 15-20 foot radius. It was just a firecracker.
L
Deleted comments really boggle my mind. Did they actually suggest it was a grenade?! Lol
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You definitely came across as “cocksure nincompoop” much more than “guy who is joking”
L
I don’t speak the language (Russian?) — and I’d love to hear a translation — but it seems like he just casually discusses the results of what just occurred without acknowledging that his friend just watched him do the dumbest fucking thing he’s ever seen in his life.
M
It’s Russian. He complains of not being able to hear out of his ear. Genuinely concerned and wants to see the video. I don’t feel like translating the whole thing.
N
He (the dumbass) is concerned about the damage to his face. The friend describes the minor injuries and reassures him that it’s not too bad. The DA says that he can’t hear well. Doesn’t seem so casual to me, I think he’s in a bit of a shock.
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Yeah I can’t understand what he’s saying, but the dudes clearly freaked out. Keeps checking his fingers and face with really wide eyes
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Dont worry Russia will see this and they can’t have that. Meat grinder time for him.
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Reminds of [this other Russian jackass](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/bCfn7mw10P)
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The other guys forgot to mention that other 50% of the words were fucks, cunts and similar.
S
That’s accurate russian language. One only needs to know 10 words and 5 cuss words. I didn’t even watch with audio on and on assuming we got some сука, ебать, блять, etc
C
I understood every sentence without knowing a single work.
M
You can say dumbass, dumbass.
I
No he can’t if he’s using the family computer.
S
What’s a dumbas
I
I think the dumbas region is in Ukraine
V
You don’t have to censor yourself here, bud.
I
Yes he does when he’s using his mom’s computer in the dining room.
I
You’ll use an asterisk to obscure the word “dumbass,” or you’ll be having no dessert this evening, young man!
B
You can say dumbass on reddit
G
Why did you just censor “ass”
K
Ptah 💦. One, two, three, four, five. 🖐One, two, three, four, five. 🤚Nah. Im good.
P
If only he had some way of protecting his eyes near by. 🤔
F
Blyat!
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Could have been so much worse if he didn’t have the glove and snow gear on. Obviously doesn’t provide much protection but sure seems like what little it gave made that tiny bit of difference.
N
Thank God he was wearing those goggles, too!
B
Except he wasn’t
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