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What on earth is happening at the neighborhood laundromat that warrants this sign…

What is happening at the nearby laundromat that requires this notice…

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2WheelSuperiority • 306 points
Neglect.

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Predditor_drone • 103 points
Yup. People just letting their kids run rampant around all kinds of strangers. Anytime I’m at the Laundromat there are usually multiple kids running around while the parent/guardian has their face in their phone. A favorite seems to be playing hide and seek in the parking lot, I’m surprised I haven’t seen any of them get hit.

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lordargent • 60 points
Gen X kids didn’t need their folks to have phones to be ignored. // smartphones didn’t exist, HELL, cellular phones didn’t exist in general. // five time laundry-cart rally champion … you haven’t lived until you’ve jumped a laundry-cart down a small staircase

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proeliator • 16 points
Gen X kid. Can confirm.

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ArmanDoesStuff • 23 points
Simpler times when kids were just kicked out the house after breakfast and let back in for dinner. Sure a few of us didn’t make it, but the ones that did had some great stories!

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chooseausernameplse • 3 points
and super Gen X genes!

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MadSquabbles • 2 points
Kinda weird how it went from “you’re watching too much TV. Go outside” to using the TV or tablet to babysit.

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ArmanDoesStuff • 3 points
I think it was because of the kidnappings lol

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UntamedAnomaly • 5 points
Early Millennial here (mid 80’s baby), I definitely remember riding in the carts. I mean WTF else were we gonna do? No cell phones, we were too poor for a gameboy or anything like that. You just ran around and did whatever while your mom did laundry, crocheted, and solved crossword puzzles. The shit my parents did when I was a kid make me wonder how TF am I even still alive today, letting me run around a laundrymat was pretty tame in comparison.

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gnorty • 4 points
> smartphones didn’t exist, HELL, cellular phones didn’t exist in general. it was 50/50 whether you even had a phone in your house!

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Mr_Inc77 • 2 points
Yup! Got my first scar running head first into an open dryer door that I didn’t see till the last second because I was being chased by my brother! My mom picked me up and put me head first into the washer to rinse the blood then made a makeshift butterfly stitch from a bandaid and slapped in on!

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Vash_TheStampede • 19 points
When I worked at Walmart, people would straight up drop their kids off, leave, and expect us to watch them.

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AllHailNibbler • 9 points
The walmart near me has daily code Adam’s because people drop their kid in the toy section and go shop.

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Vash_TheStampede • 11 points
Yeah, no I’m talking “mom pulls up outside the doors, drops her 10 and 13 year olds off, and goes and sees a movie with her friends”. We had one mom that was so bad about it I trespassed her.

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AllHailNibbler • 2 points
Jesus that’s crazy

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TurnkeyLurker • 1 points
If the mom didn’t go inside, could the kids be trespassed if dropped off?

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Vash_TheStampede • 2 points
Yes. But it wasn’t the kids doing it, and enforcing a trespass on children that haven’t done anything except being dumped off by their mom is kind of shitty. I only ever trespassed a small handful of kids, I didn’t like doing it.

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ponakka • 3 points
What. Like really really? was the walmart like some kids swappie, you drop tem off and hope that they arent kidnapped or lost. and parents would set some counter that it is okay if my kids didn’t disappear after 2h, should i next try 3h. or something. That is wild. I haven’t been in states, but in my mind, states was like 90s “honey i left kids at home” movie depiction. but lot has changed.

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enjoyingcurve46 • 3 points
I would send their kid to service desk then move somewhere else so the parent couldn’t find me. They panic? Not my problem be more responsible Edit: its crazy how often i did that

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Vash_TheStampede • 5 points
I was AP. I didn’t fuck around with that kind of stuff. I usually just made them call their parents and then chew the parents ass and threaten them with a call to Child Services for abandonment if they ever did it again.

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enjoyingcurve46 • 3 points
Unfortunately i was just a cashier and couldnt pull stuff like that. We also dealt with agressive customers who would happily slap you, get banned come back and slap you again. AP would never remove banned customers out and people got physical a lot. So the best i could do was dissapear

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Vash_TheStampede • 3 points
I had a *really* good working relationship with the police in town, so they always came and arrested trespassers. I was fortunate.

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mah131 • 4 points
What do you expect, ever since Reagan closed the malls, teenagers have been pushed out the streets or Walmarts.

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superminingbros • -10 points
I imagined that was the bare minimum causality.

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KittenPics • 127 points
A couple of friends and I were eating at a Burger King once upon a time, and this lady asked if we wanted her kid. “I’m sorry, what?”, we asked incredulously. She said, in an exasperated tone, “seriously, could you guys just take him for a while? I need a break.” We random strangers replied, “…are you kidding me? No.” We continued eating our J Wops for a few minutes before she asked us one final time if the three men she had never met before would just take her kid. We insisted that we would not, and left. I often wonder how that kid is doing. I also wonder if that’s how Three Men and a Baby went, but never bothered to watch the show. Edit: Formatting. Also, three men and a baby was a movie, not a series. That’s how little I knew about it.

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superminingbros • 54 points
That’s wild and sad af in the same breath, I hope that kid is OK

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Yung_Mew • 31 points
Sounds like a single mother who’s so disillusioned with the hardships of raising a kid alone that they just couldn’t do it anymore. Sucks for both of em honestly.

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mmss • 17 points
>Architect Peter Mitchell, cartoonist Michael Kellam, and actor Jack Holden are happy bachelors in their shared New York apartment, with frequent parties and flings. The film began with Michael create a series of murals within the vestibule to their apartment. One day, a baby named Mary arrives on their doorstep with a note revealing she is the result of Jack’s tryst with an actress named Sylvia during a Stratford Festival Shakespearean production a year prior. >The film was based on a 1913 novelette, The Three Godfathers, by Peter B. Kyne, which was later adapted to the 1985 French film Three Men and a Cradle.

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KittenPics • 4 points
Ok, so I have a fresh script to work with here.

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Katelyn420 • 3 points
🤣

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